scallison. okay. i have so many things to say about scallison. like first of all, wtf is up with the ship name? i mean, i know people aren't given a lot to work with, but it reminds me of scallops. idek, c'mon. if shippers can figure out how to interpret every tiny little look this way or that with an ode to a ship via gifs, surely they can think of a better ship name? ergh whatever. but let's get down to business. first let me make this clear: i fucking love allison argent. she is a badass, she is a sexy motherfucker, and she pulls all of that off while looking like a fucking disney princess. don't believe me? just google the girl, and you'll see what i mean. HOWEVER, i think scallison is a horrible, horrible idea. rather nauseating really. i mean i get it, high school love, puppy love. yes yes, it wouldn't be quite so sickening if it wasn't shoved down the viewers' throats every second of the episode, but it is. i mean come on, their first interaction is him handing her a pen because he was eavesdropping thanks to his new freaky hearing. if that's love, then i need to rethink my life. i already tackled sterek today, and i'm definitely not going to really try and break down scallison without a drink first, but to be blunt: scott smothers her. allison is better off being her badass self all alone, or with someone who supports her, not hinders her.