[two slightly zoomed out pictures of Brianna, looking at the camera with blank face, red lipstick, and short, red-brown hair. She is wearing a shirt with D.va from Overwatch on it and has round glasses. In one picture, her face is angled slightly to the left, in the other, it is angled to the right and she is grabbing the side of her neck.]
I got tagged to do 9 selfies* of 2017 by @fancyphobic so I scrounged up some pretty good and representative pics of me from the year.
2017 was a dumpster fire but hey I looked good some of the time! Also, I chopped off my hair halfway through and that was big and cool! Please appreciate me, I require constant attention and validation of my appearance.
I tag @insert-nerdy-username-here, @hopes-on-hold, @monsterprince, @thegrooviestdad, @mauvengrey, @royalty-of-hell, @ghostlycandlefairy, @portmanteaurian and anyone else who wants to say I tagged them!
*note: most of these are not selfies, I am a sham.
Picture descriptions/captions under the cut.
1) [a picture of a long-haired, wide-smiling Brianna, wearing a red and black plaid shirt over a t-shirt that says “Boyfriends are Overrated”, with her right hand holding her cane and her left hand around Hayley Kiyoko, who is also wearing a red and black plaid shirt, a hat with a finger pointing up and pants with yin and yang symbols up and down them.]
2) [a close-up selfie of Brianna, wearing a flowery dress, with long hair twisted around the head and cascading down. She has eyeliner and a light blush, and is not smiling.]
3) [a picture of a long-haired Brianna performing at the Van Slam finals in a blue and red plaid collared dress. She has one hand out, another hand on the cane, and is speaking into a microphone.]
4) [a picture of a short-haired Brianna holding a friend’s pet snake at the Dyke March. She has short shorts, a pink t-shirt with “Girls Bite Back” written around the collar, and a wide lipstick-framed smile. The face of a friend is covered up with a rainbow in the top left corner.]
5) [a close-up selfie of a non-smiling Brianna with wide, oval glasses, a purple cardigan over a black and white striped dress. Her short hair is pulled up into a braid at the back of her head, leaving it whisping and falling behind her ears.]
6) [a far-away picture of a short-haired, smiling Brianna making finger guns at the camera under golden lettering that says “Everything is Temporary”. She has red lipstick, a forest green ruffly top, and a braid going down the right side of her head.]
7) [a picture of a determined-faced Brianna dressed as Rey from Star Wars, with arm sleeves over her forearms, a beige scarf forming an X down her torso held in place by a brown belt overtop of a beige t-shirt and beige pants. She is holding up a walking stick that is made to look like Rey’s staff, and you can see one of the buns her hair is in peeking out over her head.]
8) [a close-up picture of a smirking, short-haired Brianna in a dark green top, with oval glasses covering slightly green eyeshadow. She has the front of her hair two braids going around her head, and the rest of her hair is tucked behind her ears.]
9) [a picture of short-haired, smirking Brianna leaning against a wall, making a sideways peace sign just above her head. She has a red shirt saying “I put ketchup on my ketchup” in the same style as the label on a Heinz bottle, and clashing pink pajama pants with penguins on them. There is white text saying “I just don’t understand why I’m single” just above her head.]