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Woke

You wanna be woke? Follow a libertarian. Follow someone who posts Matt Walsh crap. Follow a Bernie lover. Follow a Environmentalist. Don't unfriend them just because you disagree. Learn what they believe and why. Learn what news they share. Did you know Obama dropped a bomb every 20 min for the last eight years? Did you know that 0 federal dollars goes to abortions? You should. You should see all sides. Even if they anger you. Even if you disagree. Question it all, but keep looking at it. Because that's where the truth can be found.

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Second Thoughts: Our Lives As TV Shows

This week, we are bringing you some second thoughts on round-2 related topics from our archives. Today, we revisit and update an episode from August 2017, "Our Lives Are Like a Bad TV Show." Spoiler: Terri's moved from a procedural to a sitcom, while Catherine left Sitcom Land for some light suspense.

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Costar

Not to be over dramatic, but sometimes this sitcom seems like half a show. Like it's one big drama and my costar is living out his half, and we just never seem to find each other. Do you see him audience?

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Real scene

Worker: Cocksucker! Sassy Friend: language! *playfully* Me: oh yeah like none of us here have done that. Sassy Friend: >.>

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Omg

Cray lady wrote a 23 page single spaced document and sent it to HR accusing us of bullying. HR said they reviewed every one and not a single line could be classified as bullying! 23 PAGES!!!!

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Seriously that last one though...

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Dr visits...

Dr: I need to see you in two weeks to check in on this. Receptionist: Her next apt is eight weeks away at 3am. Me: ☠️

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I find tumblrs on other social media and have to use a pic to reblog. Is it just me or does this seem wrong?