Oct 19, 2011
Dream of a Mondegreen
I am on the footpath and I'm thinking that the mondegreen that has been in my head for a few days (in real life too) is really fucking good. I turn from the street and the singer of the song I have been bastardising is right there!
I say to her: "I have a mondegreen for you."
She looks skeptical, but I tell her anyway: "I would say anything if it would shut me up."
She raises her squiggly eyebrows and I can tell that she likes it.