KrisLay Shortfic
“Wh-What?! Breaking up?! again?”
Lay let an exasperated sigh and nod.
Kris gasp, “Don’t tell me she broke up with you while you are going to do ‘it’?”
Lay pouts, and once again nod.
This is Kris’s turn to sigh. His bestfriend is very dense,stupid,innocent (but cute to not avail) that’s why his past relationship never works too well.
“What is it now? Did you suggest to use a plastic again to replace a condom you forgot to buy?”
“Wha- No! That’s not it!”
Lay’s face turns so red like the time when Kris tickle his neck mercilessly.
Cute.
“I-i follow your order. I try to do a roleplay sex b-but-”
“But what?”
Lay pout, “But when i leave her to change my outfit to the costume,the other guy hit on her and when i got back the guy already devour her and she even Scream when she saw me because she thought i was a creep with a shrek costume!!“
“Wait, a shrek costume?”
“Yes, a shrek costume! i try to do a role play like what you told me. When im being a shrek she can be my fiona!”
Kris close his eyes. His head is spinning and his blood boil.
“Lay,” Kris said, “That’s not how role play sex working.”
“And also the dirty talk you did with your ex last month? that’s not how it works too dude.”
Kris remember lay was a crying mess last month, being sad because her current girlfriend (that time) broke up with him.
Yixing said the girlfriend slap him after he was dirty talking to her.
“I whispered to her, I want to poop and smear my shit on her sexy ass. and put my booger in her vagina.”
Kris rolled his eyes, annoyed. ofcourse the girlfriend want to broke up,who wouldn’t?
Lay will never change, he will be this lost Lay, dumb and innocent lay who still believe unicorn is still exist and their shit have a rainbow coloured.
That’s why, Kris always want to protect him. To embrace him, to tell what is right or what is wrong.
Kris realize he loves his best friend,a lot.
but Ofcourse his dumb bestfriend won’t realize it even when Kris kissed him once on his lips.
“Do you want me to teach how to have a sex?”
Lay’s eyes grew wide. There’s hope sparklin in his eyes.
“Yes! teach me!”
“Okay. But uh you have to be the ‘girl’ on this. and i will be the man who will put it in you.”
“Put what?”
“Put this thing,” kris pointed to his crotch, “in you.”
“This thing what?”
“......MY PENIS GOD DAMN IT!”
“Oh...Where’d you put it?”
Kris sigh,frustated.
“Never mind. Just believe me okay? I will teach you how to be a sex god. You will have a mind blowing Sex later.”
Lay cheered, jumping in his place.
And Kris smirk.
Well, Lay dumbness can be that beneficial too after all.