Hey it’s me it’s your heated rivalry anon! I was more so referencing Hollander being all up in arms about not kissing at the end of episode 2 (which made me think of senza diente Hiccstrid in the crazy crossover universe where they’ll definitely fuck but kissing is too far)
True!!! You’re so right, that is a parallel. Except at least the hockey boys have managed to kiss preciously, that art thief moron managed to MC a whole foursome while just…not getting around to it.
I love it in the crazy foursome universe because it’s so fun to think about how much more hostile Astrid would be during their stint at Interpol. Because this version of Astrid was at least getting laid! Like yeah she was tired and her career is in shambles and she’s more jet lagged than she’s ever been but at least there has been a perk! And then she is an awesome master thief and does the laser thing and Hiccup kisses her…and then promptly pulls back entirely and starts acting like a stiff weirdo who is afraid of her? And then he ditches her? And then he’s her boss? She’s going to kill him, for real. All of this and now she’s not even getting laid. The poor woman.
