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Snape: I know you snuck out last night, Potter.

Harry’s inner voice: Play dumb!

Harry: Who’s Potter?

Harry’s inner voice: Not that dumb!

Buffy: Spike, you have lost your mind!

Spike, riding a children’s train in circles around the magic shop: YUP AND I DON’T MISS IT

Original: That 70s Show

Piper: Hey, Calypso! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be?

Calypso: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God.

Piper: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Leo?

Leo: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*

Ginny: Why is she acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?

Hermione: Ginny, I think we’re a little old to be spelling things out.

Ron: What’s a ‘bitca’?

Molly Weasley: That was Ginny’s school calling. Apparently, she’s been using some very creative language today.

Sirius Black: Oh? Do tell.

Molly Weasley: Well, she called her Potions homework a “cluster duck” and her professor a “mother flunker”.

Sirius Black: [amused] Did she call anyone a “sock sucker”?

[Molly looks at him, pissed]

Sirius Black: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Molly Weasley: I can’t believe you’re teaching my daughter loophole swear words.

Sirius Black: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

Ron: Oh, yeah? Can you picture me telling our kid ‘Go to your room! You’re grounded!’

Hermione: Can you picture me saying you’re grounded?

Ron: You said that to me last week.

Hermione: Well, how hard is it, Ronald? No shoes on the furniture!

Hermione: Here you go, Ron.

Ron: Homework?

Hermione: It’s my way of saying ‘Get well soon.’

Ron: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Hermione: I already did all of your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

Ron: Chocolate means nothing to me.

Buffy: See what we can do when we work together? With my swordfighting..

Willow: And my scientific know how..

Xander: And I’m also here.

Buffy: We can do anything!

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