#naomitoasteroo

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My younger sister just asked me what the 'N' in 'bdsnm' stood for. When I looked at her in confusion, she clarified, "you know, like in the rihanna song when it goes 'S, S, S, N, N, M'"

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You little shit you answer 1-99 too!

Damn it! Fine then, they look pretty interesting anyway, but after I shower hahahahaha!:

Ok then lets do this:

1: Sleep with closet doors open or closed, well it is fairly messy in my room and it is one of those closets built into the room so it is always open. (No gay jokes).

2: Do I take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels, I guess so, I know my mum does.

3: Do I sleep with sheets tucked in or out, I am usually tucked in, sometimes I have an arm or a leg out curled up over the top in a spooning position or something.

4: Ever stolen a street sign before, no that is a stupid idea.

5: Do I like to use post it notes, not really.

6: Do I cut out coupons and then never use them, we have the odd coupon now and then and never use then so I guess so.

7: Rather be attacked by a bear of a swarm of bees, I guess bees, the stinging would go down and they may not sting me, a bear would maul me to death.

8: Do I have freckles, yes, not as much as I did when I was younger but yes I have some freckles, I have one on my right index finger for some reason.

9: Do I always smile for pictures, if you call my grimace a smile then yeah I guess, I usually don’t smile to much but for photos I try to make an effort.

10: Biggest pet peeve, well I said it was people saying legoS as aposed to lego when saying a plural of lego because it is like sheep, it is singular and plural, but more well rounded is just pretentious writing that is patronising, relies on clichés and is just generally not interesting.

11: Do I count my steps when I walk, no, sometimes I make a rhythm when stepping like stepping on certain paving tiles.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods, no.

13: Have you ever pooed in the woods, no. (He he, pope and bear joke).

14: Do I ever dance when there is no music playing, yes, several times, I am not a good dancer but when I get my groove on it is so much fun.

15: Do I chew my pens or pencils, no, not anymore anyway.

16: How many people have I slept with this week, 7, Pooh Bear, Bunny, Gromit, Benn Badger, Wombat, Obelix and Odie, (stuffed animals), but no seriously, I am the biggest single virgin there is (even though virgin is a stupid concept and should die in a fire!).

17: What size is my bed, single bed on the bottom of a bunk bed, my brother sleeps above me.

18: What is my song of the week, well a while back it was Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush and Video killed the Radio star by The Bungles or something, but this week, I don’t know, there isn’t a song I have on loop for a while now.

19: Is it ok for guys to wear pink, sure, why not, although guys wearing pink polo shirts is just, eck, no, please wear something else, although that really just goes for polo shirts in general.

20: Do I still watch cartoons, of course I do, I currently have The Looney Tunes show on record every weekend, but yes I still watch all sorts of cartoons.

21: What is my least favourite movie, hmm, that is a tough one, I don’t really hate any film that much, most of them have some redeeming factor, I am sure there is one that I absolutely hate, but for now I will say Shawn of the Dead, I just don’t like zombie movies.

22: Where would I hide buried treasure if I had some, somewhere in on of my relatives back gardens, idk.

23: Pant size, hold on, I need to stand up for this, my jeans are 25-33 inches (they are woman’s skinny jeans) and my underwear is still 15-16 year olds, I have a small waist so it is hard buying clothes for me.

24: What do I dip chicken nuggets in, either ketchup of BBQ sauce.

25: Favourite food, carbonara.

26: What movie can I watch over and over again and still love, I had one and I can’t think of it, but a runner up is The Big Lebowski.

27: Last person kissed/has kissed me, no one as far as I am aware.

28: Ever a boy scout, nope.

29: Would I ever strip or pose nude for a magazine, maybe in my pants, but not naked, I am fairly one with my body.

30: when was the last time I wrote someone a letter, It must have been a while ago, like two years ago, it was a postcard from holiday, either that or a valentine’s day card.

31: Can I change the oil on a car, I can’t do shit with a car, I just ride in them and think they look cool, I know a fair bit about them, I just have no idea how to fix a car.

32: Got a speeding ticket, I don’t drive, and even them my dad hasn’t got one while I was in it at least, he is a very good driver.

33: run out of gas, I don’t think we have, we have however broken down on a number of occasions including a clogged fuel filter and throwing a con rod.

34: Favourite sandwich, I am going to have to go with cheddar, chicken, salami and pesto, decadent little bugger aren’t I?

35: Best thing for breakfast, couasant, blech, French pastry, however you are meant to spell it, but not that burned, crispy shit, it has to be smooth and soft.

36: Usual bedtime, it was 9, then it has been 11, but during the holidays now it is more like 12 or 1. I talk to people a lot at night.

37: Am I lazy, hell yes I am very lazy, more lazy than usual, I can’t even be bothered to watch films or play games.

38: When I was a kid, what did I dress up as for Halloween, well we only had a gap of 3-4 years when we actually went trick or treating, for the most part we spent the day indoors waiting for people to turn up. When I was really young I dressed up as Sonic the Hedgehog, then on one of our trips out trick or treating I went as Hellboy, I still have the arm and hand somewhere, I rigged it to move and stuff, it was a bit shit but I was impressed with it. I even made his gun out of k’nex, I think it is still together somewhere, I might fish it out today.

39: What is my Chinese astrological sign, I was born in the year of the Pig, I like being a pig.

40: Am I horny, not right now but I am a fair amount of the day sometimes, I am either horny for half the day or not at all.

41: Magazine subscription, not anymore but we are still bought the Beano every week, I never read it anymore though.

42: Which is better, Legos or Lincoln Logs, it is Lego you fool! Not LegoS! And I would go Lego all the way, I have no idea what Lincoln Logs are.

43: Am I stubborn, yes, am I am quite, but I can adjust if it is the right thing to do.

44: Leno or Letterman, well I have only really seen Leno in acting roles so Leno.

45: Ever watch soap operas, my Mum used to watch Neighbours, now she listens to the Archers, soaps are stupid but Neighbours was quite good.

46: Am I afraid of heights, of course I am, that is like my biggest fear!

47: Do I sing in the car, no, I just let the music sing, I don’t sing along, I sing along in my head, but not out load.

48: Sing in the shower, sometimes, I do a lot of weird acting in the shower.

49: Do I dance in the car, if it is a worth while song then yes, it is mainly Michael Jackson songs though, or Queen.

50: Ever used a gun, nope, I mean I have held toy guns and fired them, and ones in video games, but no, I have never come into contact with a real gun.

51: Last time I got a portrait from a photographer, for my new bus pass, that was a while back though.

52: Are musicals cheesy, some are, some I quite enjoy most of the time.

53: Is Christmas stressful, it can be, mainly my Grandma stressing out my Mum (mother-in-law thing) other than that it goes pretty smoothly.

54: Ever eat Pigerogi, not that I know off, no idea what that is.

55: favourite fruit pie, apple I guess.

56: Occupation I wanted when I was a kid, I scientist I guess, I can’t remember, although I did want to be a stop frame animator at one point.

57: Do I believe in ghost, not really, but it is a nice concept.

58: Ever had Deja-Vu, on a number of occasions, yes.

59: Take a vitamin daily, nope.

60: Wear slippers, nope.

61: Wear a bathrobe, nope, I like them, it is good for roaming around the house on a winters day though.

62: What do I wear to bed, nothing other than my pants.

63: First concert, never been to a concert.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart, I have never been to any of these, I live in the UK.

65: Nike or Adidas, neither, I don’t like sports wear.

66: Cheetos or Fritos, I have had Cheetos before so them.

67: Peanuts or sunflower seeds, peanuts.

68: Ever heard of the group Tres Bien, no, but it is a French phrase that mean very good, that is all I know.

69: Ever taken dance lessons, no, I am already a dancing master!

70: Is there a profession I see my future spouse doing, not really, other than maybe working with me on the comic, I don’t really know what, although if the comic doesn’t work out I would be happy to be a house husband, be nice to let my future wife/husband climb their way up the job ladder.

71: Can I curl my tongue, yes, leah leah leah.

72: Won a spelling bee, I suck at spelling, also I have never entered one.

73: Ever cryed because I was so happy, I am sure I have, I just can’t pin point an exact moment.

74: Own any record albums, they are my parents, but yes, a lot of them.

75: Own a record player, yes, a few.

76: Regularly burn incense, no, we don’t have any.

77: Ever been in love, many a time, although I don’t know if it is has been true love, mainly been crushes, it has always been either memories of people and I want them back in my life, or I think they are cute but not very talkative, and we maybe don’t have that much in common. Idk, maybe I have never found real love, maybe I never will.

78: Who would I like to see in concert, John Lennon when he was still alive, but Debora Harry, she is gorgeous, I love Blondie.

79: Last concert I saw, I haven’t seen any concerts that I know off.

80: Hot or cold tea, I have only had hot tea, but I can tell you cold coffee is horrible.

81: Tea or Coffee, coffee all the way, I had a tea stage but coffee is just so much better. I am sure there are nicer teas, but coffee is just so good.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles, I have no idea what that is so sugar.

83: Can I swim well, no, I suck at swimming, I can’t do anything without being able to touch the bottom, the best I can do is the starfish to stay afloat.

84: Can I hold my breath without holding my nose, yes, I can go for quite a while.

85: Am I patient, no, I want things to happen to fast.

86: DJ or a band at my wedding, I want a band, but a DJ can just play anything. But I guess the band could play anything we asked so I will go for a band.

87: Ever won a contest, yes, most things at school when in a group I win and also I won a competition for a pirate playmobil set.

88: Ever had plastic surgery, nope.

89: Black or green olives, I forget but I think I prefer green, yes defiantly green, black olives are a bit nasty for me.

90: Can I Knit or Crochet, nope.

91: Best room for a fireplace, kitchen, although the lounge is more of a better place.

92: Do I want to get married, yes and no, most of my friends don’t want to get married, they either want to be with someone but not get married as it is to much hassle (which it is, but I do sort of want to make it official) and others don’t even want to be with someone, they are happy being single. Although one does want to have children for the sake of it but not see or look after them. So I think what I want to do is find someone, be together for at least 10 years or so, and if it feels right, and we will be together forever, then yes, we will get married, it would be nice to throw a big party for everyone, it would be awesome!

93: If married, for how long, I am not married.

94: Who was my HS crush, what on earth is an HS crush? Highly secret? Oh, high school, I guess I had a few very silly ones. Gabrielle at one point, Amber throughout year 10-11, Gabriella on and off, we get along fine but she is a bit weird. And then there was Sophie and Jenny. Sophie was like a constant run from year 7-12, she just beautiful blonde hair and she always looked chipper, Jenny teased me from 7-8, then in year 9 she was in our main class, she never gave me that pen back. There was also Bella who sat round the corner from me in form, she was very pale, had a fair amount of eye shudder on and big, half frizzy blonde hair, like champagne blonde, and she had lovely slender fingers. Then there was the awkward crushes when it was when we would pass each other I would look like I liked them for some reason, this was Paniz and damn it I forgot her name, it begins with N, I know that much. Then in year 12 I found Francis cute, she was nice and a hard worker as apposed to her two friends. Shit, I forgot she is on tumblr somewhere, oh well, it is not like she will find this. Yeah, I liked a lot of girls at school.

95: Do I cry and have a fit until I get my own way, sometimes, but not often.

96: Do I have kids, no.

97: Do I want kids, yes, a boy and a girl would be nice but who knows. I don’t really want to adopt as I want to pass on my genes and also see what my genes and whatever my spouse’s genes combined makes them look like, it is the principle of the thing.

98: Favourite colour, Blue.

99: Do I miss anyone right now, yes, two people my only two real friends from the past, Nikolaj and Harriet. Nikolaj is actually German and not Russian as the name suggests, I miss them both in a friend way and a romantic way because I am stupid like that, I mean I would be happy with just being in contact and being friends again, it doesn’t have to get romantic so who knows.

Well, this was fun, it had some actually good questions this time.

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My little sister being a hilarious little fuck.

Me: I'm not really sure what constitutes a "passionate kiss"

My little sister: yeah but the standard of passion in the kisses I've experienced is vastly different from yours.

Me: damn straight it is!

My little sister: yeah unlike you.

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naomitoasteroo said: eep! you’re so pretty ;.;

Oh thank you so much!

 trenderman said: did you cut the naked poster out or what

Yes I did indeed cut the naked poster out.