[Runs over to you]
NO TIME. ISLAND RECAP. I'm gonna do it while rhyming though.
This is long.
[Clears throat]
We have had some dreams of Lives of Tomodachi,
But we didn't expect things to get crazy so fast on the Island of Blueberry.
The one of three couples have been formed with all their might,
Making the loveable duos that are SCARFBOMB, an unknown one, and Bluelight.
One day, the boy loved the girl a lot.
Hiding more plans? Surely he could not.
So we tried very, very hard to get him to propose. Although...
We didn't expect it to be a game of Touhou.
Then, with the vampire singing a song..
They knew that the marriage would last long.
It was a very stylish marriage,
but we couldn't afford a carriage.
Then, shortly after, the little bomb was strolling,
Unaware of the events that will be unfolding.
The bomb had bumped into someone, then fell down since.
Then, he was shocked to see someone, who a certain knight might call....
...a little prince.
The prince, apologetic, immediately lended help.
Though, as he walked away, the bomb knew exactly how he felt.
"This.. this must be love," he said.
However, the following events after that will leave someone else with DREAD.
The prince came across someone else later.
A clone of your majesty, also known as a FUCKING TRAITOR.
The same day, the bomb came across the green traitor.
But, they tried to give a gift to the prince, cracking a hole in his bomb-shaped heart, that would lead to a crater.
Back and forth, nobody had gotten a grip.
And that's when they realized...
The Poppies would have to fight for the relationship.
The bomb would have to ask the prince out.
But your majesty had to help with what it was about.
The bomb and the prince went to the restaurant.
The bomb didn't try to flaunt... or something, I dunno-
"Did someone order a love confession?" He said.
"Because I got something nobody else would have lended!"
Suddenly, outside the window had someone who came in later.
And who else could it be..
But the FUCKING TRAITOR.
They claimed that they loved the prince more,
but in the background were more green lovers galore.
It was the boy who was already very confused.
But the other was the determined human SOUL, who agreed to have them and a mii body be fused.
They came to confess their love..
..but they knew it was as fake as an origami dove.
The prince had three options, or four if he might.
But at that time, the prince already decides.
The prince chose the bomb, saying it couldn't have gone better...
But little did they both know, they didn't think of the lesser.
The SOUL took it lightly, saying that it wasn't that much of a mess.
The traitor, however, was left incredibly depressed.
The SOUL, the vampire, and your majesty tried very hard to help take their mind off it..
but the only thing that could help was a travel ticket.
Then, within 2 hours, the prince said...
"I can't hide it! Me and Poppy Bros. Jr. must be wed!"
So the prince decided to propose, and oh, hello!
You must be the gameplay of UNDERTALE Yellow!
The prince, without hesitation, proposed to the bomb.
The bomb, with excitement, said, "Heck yeah! I would love to have our relationship be less.... calm..? Who wrote this script?"
H-HEY RHYMING IS VERY HARD WHEN IT'S A FANFIC YOU'RE TRYING TO DEPICT!
Now, another marriage with music playing and bells being rung...
But you wouldn't believe who's the one who sung..
It was the FUCKING TRAITOR, who's come to accept..
The prince and the bomb would have a happy relationship... at least, they both expect.
Then, after their honeymoon, the SOUL's fun had no volume nor mass.
So they decided to go to the traitor to talk about The Middle Class.
Then, without a second thought, the SOUL said "Oh my god..."
"Is this the feeling that I never got?!"
So then after that, your majesty said...
"This is way too much, I'm heading to bed."
And that is the end of our story for now.
What will happen next, God knows when or how.
But after all of this, one thing is for sure..
@pbjr's heart was eternally broken, as she isn't a SCARFBOMB lover.