LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING: SMDH. I’m sitting at my desk minding my own business when Sister Johnson gets a call. Here’s how it went: “Morn’in’, Sister Mabel Lee. Yes, it surely was. I think I still have a little traumatizations from it all. Huh? Well, that’s what I said when I called! I tol’em she was chokin’ .... hmmm ... I tried to do that hamlock but I couldn’t get ... well after them big ole’ loud sireeens stopped, she calmed down enough to spit it out ... what’d she eat? Well I cooked some neck bones with some collards ... she loves my collards - you know how I cook ‘em ... huh? Well thought I was gonna lose her, Sister. She was dyin’ right there before my very own eyes! Huh? Well, I tried to thank ‘em for comin’, but the one man kept hollerin’ ‘bout the fire department don’t do dogs. Listen, I gotta go. The Pastor wants me to stand on the corner with him this mornin’! Huh? No! I ain’t going’ back to my old ways! I talk to you later.” (audible gasp from my co-worker - ok, me) Sister Johnson rolls her eyes at me as she struts past my desk. 😳 I look at my co-worker; she refuses to make eye contact. Fix it, Jesus! 🤣 #SisterJohnsonChronicles #needalaughtoday #ElijahCummings #ILoveMeMore #TheLemonadeMindset https://www.instagram.com/p/B3uJOJYDyLU/?igshid=vwf22a4uokiq
