When he tells you he needs you to help him unload but his truck is empty.
Fortunately, his balls were full and that's what he needed help with.
Just as well as I'm really not very good at carrying things.

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When he tells you he needs you to help him unload but his truck is empty.
Fortunately, his balls were full and that's what he needed help with.
Just as well as I'm really not very good at carrying things.
Oh yeah, they know . . . exactly where I'm gonna slide my tongue, and where they're gonna dump the fat loads they've been brewing in their balls all week.
Ride alongs are a stress free zone, where Officers can just unzip, relax, and enjoy the ride.
“How about that fucking blowjob?”
I thought he’d never ask, though to be fair, he wasn’t exactly asking now, more like demanding I get on my knees and worship is weapon, which is precisely what I did, letting him unload his full ball chamber.
It’s always good to release some tension before going out on duty and I was only too happy to help this young stud out.
“Hey buddy, get in!”
Turns out he hadn’t unloaded in a week, manually or otherwise. No wonder he was happy to see me.
The last thing I said to my dad was, “I’m going to quit my job and take care of you.” The next day he was gone.