#neighbor boy

[shymeg]

Omg my neighbor cracks me up

I went outside to scream this last week has been a whirl wind

He yells out his window "B*rchie makes me want to vomit, it's okay girl let it out"

His s/O "how do you know she's screaming over that?"

He looks at me faces her while still staring at the window, "that shit is down right disturbing, like you see it and it messes with your head"

His s/O "you are so dramatic"

Him "you haven't seen it!"

He goes, "scream scream but the images will never go away"

His s/O "Goodnight" and she shuts the window

I literally held my stomach started hysterically laughing into my house. I had tears in my eyes.

[em1ree]

i love zoe and my boyfriend and stevetony

[stillsmybeatingheart]

[kavinskysbabe]

Asking cute neighbor to the movie update: i promise a couple of friends of mine that if my mom brings it up one more time, I’ll ask him.

[em1ree]

but the real question is who is more excited about my shark underwear???

me

my best friend

my boyfriend

[kavinskysbabe]

I somehow told the cute guy across the street’s little brother that I had a crush on his brother and I forgot to be like “But YoU CANT tElL Him” and now i’m very worried. 

DID YOU KNOW THE GUY ACROSS tHE STREET HAS A REALLY PRETTY GIRLFRIEND NOW UGH

He’s a bit older than me so his little brother was like “Uh you shouldn’t like guys that are older than you” and i was like “ummmm excuse me? That is not correct.” So. That’s wonderful.

But I kind of trust this kid so I dunno.

Guess I’ll know if and when I get a message from the cute guy later.

[kavinskysbabe]

True neighbors talk for hours on end and send random pictures to each other :))))

[em1ree]

I just need everyone to know that my boyfriend got me a drawing tablet (!!! my first one ever !!!), some really cute wall hangings (”to put in our future apartment together someday”), but MOST IMPORTANTLY the hoodie that looks like the time travel suits in Endgame