Jul 5, 2021
instead of “go outside and touch grass” I would say “go to home depot and hang out with some normal middle aged lesbians”
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instead of “go outside and touch grass” I would say “go to home depot and hang out with some normal middle aged lesbians”
I never claim any of my oppression points because they don’t matter, all you can get is fake internet clout with them and I don’t want that. I can’t exchange them for goods and services. I can’t go into a McDonalds and exchange my oppression points for a cheeseburger.
me taking hux from disney lucasfilm jj abrams hack novelists and the storygroup
TS4 players: I don’t want Star Wars stuff bleeding over into my sims’ towns! It needs to stay on Batuu!
me: There’s a huge First Order base in Oasis Springs. Sims are having random lightsaber fights in the streets. Batuu aliens are baristas at Starbucks. Brendol Hux has deposed Mayor Whiskers to become the mayor of Brindleton Bay. Stormtroopers are everywhere.
there’s 183 new Star Wars shows coming to Disney+, they might as well make Hux: A Star Wars Story 🤷🏻♀️
If we’re not supposed to want to fuck General Hux why did they make him hot? They didn’t need to make him hot. They could have hired an ugly crusty old ass dude to play him. I mean he’s the bad guy he doesn’t need to be hot, he just needs to be scary. They purposely made him hot so that the audience would find him sexy and want to fuck him, and our dumb horny asses would be like “ooh I need to pay $14 to see the new trash Star Wars movie cuz my bae General Hux is gonna be strutting around a star destroyer in leather gloves, making my loins ache.”
“I can’t imagine this handsome male character being attracted to me, so I will enjoy him through slash fic.” Well, I’m sexy and have amazing breasts so I don’t have that problem.
one of my favorite things in TFA is when Finn rebels against his programming and helps Poe because Finn is a good guy who has his humanity intact, and then moments later, he’s all “WOO HOO!!!” while killing the other kidnapped brainwashed kids he grew up with like a fuckin sociopath