Nat I hope you know that I am a Firm believer in Democracy and it will always be my foremost prerogative that it is upheld in an honest and true format, without unjust manipulation or fraud.
However.
There comes a time in every man's life when he must shoulder his values and weigh them against one another. This, my friend, is one of those times.
Perhaps the only thing I value more than democracy is the truth, and the truth of this matter is that you are, plain and simple, a dog girl. While I can understand my opposition's inclination to vote bunny, and perhaps in a different scenario I would even agree with them, the fact of the matter remains that you possess more courage and spirit than could ever be afforded to a bunny in any world. Moreover, I have never met a rabbit that inflicted half the contagious joy that you do upon society.
For brevity's sake, I will end this little speech on that note, but let it be known that henceforth and forevermore I will be going to the ends of God's green earth proclaiming His righteous Truth, and that you are, perfectly and immutably, a dog girl.
I thank you for your time and consideration.
Good night.
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