#network hoarder

[kingbellamy]

fitzwardz replied to your post: bellamyblakesrifle replied to your post:...

are you really still using that gif

idk is water still wet?

[kingbellamy]

when are you going to sell your nutella nudes so i can finally have some nutella

i’m selling my nutella nudes as we speak, i can already see myself getting famous and people telling me to ‘cOME TO BRAZIL” on twitter. and then i’m gonna buy you all the nutella in the world bc, really, no one should have to live that long without nutella. it’s heartbreaking :/ 

[kingbellamy]

#wait isn’t juju a scorpio #we gonna take over the world together

hells yeah, bow down to us bitches 

[kingbellamy]

good god, bellamy. please control yourself.

fitzwardz: yo hoe, i heard it’s your birthday (under a read more because it got long)

*steals mic* hey, is this thing working? TAYTAY. MY SALTMATE. MY BRAIN TWIN. THE NETWORK HOARDER. 1/2 OF THE BLAKE WIVES. THE BLAIR TO MY SERENA. 1/3 OF THE BAE TEAM. Let me take you on a trip down memory lane: 8 freaking months ago (i feel like it was sooo long ago) a lil shit came into my askbox and asked me if we could be friends. of course my first instinct was to say "NO, PLEASE LEAVE" but i decided to give it a try anyway. we talked for a while (and by talked i mean we talked shit about literally everyone and everything) and it turns out that belongtobellamy (rip) was actually pretty cool. i feel like i can talk to you about anything because you won't judge (literally all you do is reply "same") and i'm really happy we became friends because tumblr would be very boring without you on my dash *wipes tear away* (now sit down because this is the only time you'll hear me say this): 

you're a really amazing girl and i think you deserve the world. you are one of the best people on tumblr and one of my best friends here and i love our friendship a lot because you're probably the only person who won't judge me when i start talking about all sorts of crap that make no sense at all aka nutella nudes, etc, etc. i hope you become a kickass lawyer one day (i'll need one, eventually), i hope that you marry your hot douchebag teacher who took you to the cinema and wHOM YOU MADE OUT WITH ONCE IN THE CLASSROOM AMIRITE *winks*, i hope your mom buys you nutella, i hope you win the lotery and become bRITAIN'S NEXT TOP MODEL (don't forget to smile with your eyes!!1!), i hope you bump into brett dalton one day, i hOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.

happy birthday taytay, i hope you have an amazing day. ly lots <3 (send my love to your husband, voldy).

[kingbellamy]

u guys should go wish my hoe fitzwardz a happy birthday bc one day she's gonna rule the world and punish everyone who didn't wish her a good day

[kingbellamy]

fitzwardz replied to your post: skycrewandgrounders asked:What's ...

meet me in london hoe and bring the nutella

being able to insult you in person would be a dream come true :’))

[kingbellamy]

your nutella nudes suck but you're kinda cool

exCUSE YOU, my nutella nudes are brilliant. and yes, i know, thanks fan :)) 

send me anonymous opinions of me 

[kingbellamy]

have you ever eaten nutella ( i miss it; i cant think straight )

YES