he’s sleepless
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he’s sleepless
Oscar, babes. Blink.
am i watching the winter embrace on repeat and staring at joels hand so gently on her cheek as she looks up at him in such an unbelieving manner because he shouldn’t be there because he’s half dead in that basement except he is there and he’s holding her and his touch is soft and comforting and protective and gentle and it brings her back to the present and helps her realize that she’s safe now because he’s here bur also that he is alive and here with her and she doesn’t have to worry about her worst fear coming true anymore because she can feel his hand on her cheek and his arms wrapped around her and hear the sound of his voice and see the alive look in his eyes? yeah.
I challenge any of you to go on Netflix and watch "Little Baby Bum" and not have fucking nightmares
hohohohohohoNOPE
so I got back home and I was locking the door and stuff and I looked at the corner and yup giant-ass fucking spider.
As usual, my first thought was NOPE so I grabbed an opaque cup from the kitchen and was about to capture it but I somehow couldn't get close to it? I was like imma lock dis shit up but then the power of NOPE was stronger than all.
By the way, it feels like 2:30am because TIME ZONES
so I finally overpower the NOPE and capture the fucker, when I see something crawl across my arm. It was probably a shadow, but I promptly dropped the cup and the spider went somewhere, I thought it was on me so I was freaking the absolute fuck out. I saw it crawling towards me so I got it again. What a night.
Until
I come back later to see the little shit a few feet AWAY from the cup and the NOPE was as NOPE as ever. This time I grab a transparent cup and get it again. Okay lemme stop for a minute. This little ball of satan is fucking QUICK AS NASCAR, YA HEAR? Like it was running a fucking marathon in the cup. So I got cardboard and NOPE'd my way to a door and let the douche-canoe out in the wild.
I'm super on edge now and like if a spec of dust flies by me my heart will skip a beat and I momentarily die. Death by NOPE.
This has been an early morning spider story. I hope you enjoyed.
*sings a christmas carol*
♪ What a nice Christmas carol! Keep caroling by visiting different shops and you might get a gift! ♪