A dream: im on the phone with my mom, my dad is in the background, im maybe on speakerphone. i am standing on the edge of a large artificial body of water, all border divisions are concrete, some parts are dark blue, some ocean teal, the sky is the color of blue that could be described as 'classic sky' also clouds duh. i am standing on the edge of a wide metal diving board, there is a large drop, i must clear a shallow square of the quarry and land in a safely deep part. The quarry is concrete squares filled with water going off into the horizon. i am trying to get to a house, i think its a place im/[hicc] familiar with but now im going to live there by myself, im getting frustrated with mom because she is telling me to be careful when jumping even though she knows i have done it many times before and this is the only possible route to the new house, its not that hard but its like she willfully doesnt understand the concept of psyching someone out, or cant stop the repetitive child-protecting thought from verbalizing, i think my dad halfheartedly admonishes her from the background but he is too familiar with this line of speaking to really care. yes i have the keys, im/[hicc] jumping now hold on a second. now im/[hicc] excuse me, swimming in the water, travelling forward smoothly and rapidly like a first person shooter. eventually i reach an area where the concrete is smashed and blocks are underwater, i look down and trapped underneath are five tiny baby dear curled up, i say thats weird can i call you back,but of course that is not the end of the phone call because it never is there must be phone addendum, i notice more and more dead and half-drowned animals, maybe a bear, or some dogs and cats, i think an elephant, im wading and getting close to the house, a strange menacing eel with a small flukeman mouth starts charging me, now i have to hang up because i need both hands, but i dont really feel any danger just slight annoyance, though im sure the eel has killed all these animals and smashed the concrete, i do a little underwater evasive run and i think grab the eel and throw it and thats the end. Oh and in case you were wondering brimming-with-flavor Dream Journal/Phone Ettiquite Doritos