Is it rude to say I want briar to crack me like a glowstick
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Is it rude to say I want briar to crack me like a glowstick
MY LITTLE FLOWER OMGGGG, GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET SO HARD. YOU COOKED SO GOOD WITH THIS ONE FLUSTERED CLAUDE IS MY EVERYTHING
ヽ(*´∀`)八(´∀`*)ノ
claude solves the word problem
okay this is the last one i swear. thank you all for the warm claude reception i really like writing for this guy
tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, fluff, teasing, butt slap, more pet name bullshit are you ready to rumble
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a week later claude spent the night with you. you woke up alone on one side of the bed, blankets wrapped around you, which should’ve clued you in. you’re never this bundled up when you sleep alone. then you notice the steady drip of the coffee machine and the scent of espresso waft into your room, like a sensory trail to your boyfriend.
claude’s leaning against the kitchen counter. he’s visited so often lately that he left his own mug at your place for convenience, a gaudy green ceramic fish with a tail for a handle, just a few inches from his mouth. the steam floats around his face, warming his skin. it’s a surprisingly cold morning, even inside, and you’ve just realized you fell asleep in his baggy tee last night. that explains why he’s in sweatpants and not much else.
he can hear you approach in the quiet, crisp morning, and glances at you as you enter the kitchen. low in morning voice, you say, “good morning, boyfriend.”
“good morning, All-In-One,” claude says, significantly more awake than you.
“when are you going to drop that?”
“never.”
“okay, creampuff.” claude makes a face into his coffee as you call him that. over the last week you’ve learned that overly sweet nicknames shut him up. out of disgust, sure, but at least you have a reason to call him your sugar free gummy bear. besides, he’s fine with being ‘normal’ ones, like babe and honey and what have you, so you’ll happily take that compromise. “when did you wake up?”
“like thirty minutes ago.” he takes a sip of his coffee, sighs with quenched thirst, and grabs a mug for you once your coffee is done brewing.
you try to thank him but you yawn instead. you’re already out of bed, but it feels like you woke up earlier than usual, and claude’s shirt is so cozy…
he pats you on the head. the fingernails gently guide you over to him so he can press a kiss onto your forehead.
you blink up at him. he’s so casual about these things. steam rises around you, since he moved his coffee to make room for you, dissipating by his brow. “morning, flowery.”
“mm,” you say, too drowsy to really say what’s on your mind.
claude laughs anyways. it’s short but hearty. “oh shit, you’re so gone.”
the steam swings around in an arc. the fish mug clunks on the counter surface. and claude leans in, one hand still in your hair, the other on the hem of your shirt—his shirt—holding you close.
this isn’t an elegant kiss, he took you by surprise on this one. dark espresso and sweet milk lays on his lip. it’s too early for tongue, you’re too disheveled to open your mouth, but you raise your lips just right.
claude bumps his forehead against yours tenderly. his nails scratch at your head as he relaxes his arm and says, “i said good morning, little flower.”
“no, you said flowery,” you correct. unfortunately you’re awake enough to be sassy despite all the fluffy syrupy affection. maybe because claude himself is so casual, so teasing... “you’ve played undertale, right? you may as well call me...“
double unfortunately, a yawn sneaks up on you. you squeeze your eyes closed as you raise your hand to your mouth, letting out the yawn—
—which gets cut off once claude slaps your ass loud enough to interrupt your smartass comment. “i said good morning, HP OfficeJet Pro 8710 All-in-One Printer!” he barks. “we steer clear.”
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✧. ┊ part 1 ✧. ┊ part 2 ✧. ┊ part 3
✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi
hermione granger at hogwarts
i binge read burn away tonight and fell in love with it. thanks for making and sharing it with us!!
AW MAN THANK YOU i'm really glad you enjoyed it ( ;w;) always makes me happy to hear that folks still enjoy my nuzlocke comic <3
I’m laughing babes because I’m going through your works and something seemed a little familiar. Turns out I first came across your through your Logan and then again with Harry AND now with Jack! Safe to say I didn’t forget to hit follow because I told myself with the Logan oh shoot this is super good but I forgot. So happy you came across my feed again 💛
Thank you so much! Being a multi-fandom writer is interesting. I'm usually locked in to a person at a time. Currently that man is Shawn Hatosy
It’s good to see you active again, even if it’s just editing your old stories. I hope you’re doing better 😁😊
Thank you so much! I'm hoping to be a little more active in this year of 2026! For now, I'm making sure my edits are all up on here and on AO3, and then I'll be looking into playing around with the latest instalment in the ToE series. I think a part of why I lost steam with it is that the pacing was far too clunky; I need to pad out some time between chapters 1, 2 and 3, because I feel it jumps from problem to problem without a sufficient downtime.
I'm doing better! I've had some personal circumstances that sucked, but my overall outlook is more positive and I'm in a space where my love for the series and ASOIAF is bringing me happiness and comfort. I'm hoping that continues, and that I can come back to writing as a creative outlet! I've done bits and pieces sporadically, but nothing brings me as much joy and excitement as ToE and House of the Dragon in general.
I love the colors you use! The colors always reminds me of pastries and candy (even before the Polytrix bakery AU lol). I also enjoy the soft lighting you do in some art!
pastels and soft light like vanilla ice cream🍦 I love drawing food and I love soft colors what can I say its like a sunny spot for a kitty to doze off 🐈 I can't help it hehe thank you 💕✨🐾