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Is it rude to say I want briar to crack me like a glowstick
I wish I could respond directly to these tags, but just know I see and appreciate all of them! You guys are so nice, and funny and supportive!
Oh, and people were asking how long it takes, and the answer is about uuuh?? Four hours total? I did the figure over the course of like an hour and the rest in a big three hour chunk while highly caffinated.
People were also asking about prints, or shirts, but i dont really know if thats be cool with Markiplier. So at the moment I dont have anything up on INPRNT. if anyone knows the laws surrounding that id love to hear about it.
And to the people saying "Statement" and "amaze amaze amaze".... I see you 😏
my neighbor Totoro
MY LITTLE FLOWER OMGGGG, GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET SO HARD. YOU COOKED SO GOOD WITH THIS ONE FLUSTERED CLAUDE IS MY EVERYTHING
ヽ(*´∀`)八(´∀`*)ノ
claude solves the word problem
okay this is the last one i swear. thank you all for the warm claude reception i really like writing for this guy
tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, fluff, teasing, butt slap, more pet name bullshit are you ready to rumble
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a week later claude spent the night with you. you woke up alone on one side of the bed, blankets wrapped around you, which should’ve clued you in. you’re never this bundled up when you sleep alone. then you notice the steady drip of the coffee machine and the scent of espresso waft into your room, like a sensory trail to your boyfriend.
claude’s leaning against the kitchen counter. he’s visited so often lately that he left his own mug at your place for convenience, a gaudy green ceramic fish with a tail for a handle, just a few inches from his mouth. the steam floats around his face, warming his skin. it’s a surprisingly cold morning, even inside, and you’ve just realized you fell asleep in his baggy tee last night. that explains why he’s in sweatpants and not much else.
he can hear you approach in the quiet, crisp morning, and glances at you as you enter the kitchen. low in morning voice, you say, “good morning, boyfriend.”
“good morning, All-In-One,” claude says, significantly more awake than you.
“when are you going to drop that?”
“never.”
“okay, creampuff.” claude makes a face into his coffee as you call him that. over the last week you’ve learned that overly sweet nicknames shut him up. out of disgust, sure, but at least you have a reason to call him your sugar free gummy bear. besides, he’s fine with being ‘normal’ ones, like babe and honey and what have you, so you’ll happily take that compromise. “when did you wake up?”
“like thirty minutes ago.” he takes a sip of his coffee, sighs with quenched thirst, and grabs a mug for you once your coffee is done brewing.
you try to thank him but you yawn instead. you’re already out of bed, but it feels like you woke up earlier than usual, and claude’s shirt is so cozy…
he pats you on the head. the fingernails gently guide you over to him so he can press a kiss onto your forehead.
you blink up at him. he’s so casual about these things. steam rises around you, since he moved his coffee to make room for you, dissipating by his brow. “morning, flowery.”
“mm,” you say, too drowsy to really say what’s on your mind.
claude laughs anyways. it’s short but hearty. “oh shit, you’re so gone.”
the steam swings around in an arc. the fish mug clunks on the counter surface. and claude leans in, one hand still in your hair, the other on the hem of your shirt—his shirt—holding you close.
this isn’t an elegant kiss, he took you by surprise on this one. dark espresso and sweet milk lays on his lip. it’s too early for tongue, you’re too disheveled to open your mouth, but you raise your lips just right.
claude bumps his forehead against yours tenderly. his nails scratch at your head as he relaxes his arm and says, “i said good morning, little flower.”
“no, you said flowery,” you correct. unfortunately you’re awake enough to be sassy despite all the fluffy syrupy affection. maybe because claude himself is so casual, so teasing... “you’ve played undertale, right? you may as well call me...“
double unfortunately, a yawn sneaks up on you. you squeeze your eyes closed as you raise your hand to your mouth, letting out the yawn—
—which gets cut off once claude slaps your ass loud enough to interrupt your smartass comment. “i said good morning, HP OfficeJet Pro 8710 All-in-One Printer!” he barks. “we steer clear.”
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✧. ┊ part 1 ✧. ┊ part 2 ✧. ┊ part 3
✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ kofi
HEY not done stalking through your fics on AO3 yet but you are a CRAZY good writer and I am having so much fun reading your work!!! 💕💕💕
I’ve been getting your comment updates in real time and it is SUCH a delight! I can’t wait to respond to them!!!! thank you so, so much 🥹❤️ seriously, this warms my heart and I’m so excited for you to continue experiencing my work. 🫶
this is everyone’s reminder to tell writers when you love their stuff, it feeds our souls in ways you cannot comprehend.
i binge read burn away tonight and fell in love with it. thanks for making and sharing it with us!!
AW MAN THANK YOU i'm really glad you enjoyed it ( ;w;) always makes me happy to hear that folks still enjoy my nuzlocke comic <3
I’m laughing babes because I’m going through your works and something seemed a little familiar. Turns out I first came across your through your Logan and then again with Harry AND now with Jack! Safe to say I didn’t forget to hit follow because I told myself with the Logan oh shoot this is super good but I forgot. So happy you came across my feed again 💛
Thank you so much! Being a multi-fandom writer is interesting. I'm usually locked in to a person at a time. Currently that man is Shawn Hatosy