#nick dase

[ask-voidmeld]

Patton’s phone rings.

Patton: Hello.

Nick: Hey,,, Patton..!

Patton: Yeah. Did you need something?

Nick: I was wondering if you’d be interested in visiting.

Patton: Can’t. I have a job and a car payment. Even then it’s hard to travel with a bunch of teenagers, too many hormones in one car.

Nick: I was just trying to be polite.. I actually need you like, come here.

Patton: Why don’t you just come to Canada?

Nick: Well..uh..You know, Logan..?

Patton:…Uh, yeah… I certainly know him.

Nick: I’m not well versed in the void stuff…but I think there’s a portal in his bedroom.

Patton: Oh….oh.

[askintothevoids]

Since universe 13. I remember that universe well because Roman had to dab everytime he talked.

Nick gets war flashbacks from 2015.

Nick: Oh god, I forgot about that.

Patton: ???

[askintothevoids]

Sooo, some weather huh?

Nick: Yeah, ya know, it’s Indy so it’s every season all in one day.

Nick: So Uh..What you been doing?

[askintothevoids]

KSHXGZBZ JUDI UDYSJS OH MY WORD

Nick, mouth full of eggs: Is he alright?

James, mouth full of pancakes: Fucking shit.

[askintothevoids]

Personally when kids do that stuff for enjoyment it's all good. But when corporations come and do it to market to kids after the fact and kill the trend, that's when it's cringe

Nick: Yeah, that’s pretty cringe.

[askintothevoids]

Look, dabbing isn't all that bad. It's cringey when done unironically, but not the worst out there. That dishonor belongs to the figet spinners. That was by far the worst from that time. (Also dabbing was big mostly between 2016-2017.)

Nick: I strongly disagree with that statement. Dabbing was worse.

Nick: Fidget spinners were made for people who fidget, and that’s valid as all shit. They just happened to go mainstream. That’s at least how I feel about it.

[askintothevoids]

Hes been... keeping busy!

Patton: Yep. That I am.

Nick: Mmhh.. how long you and Logan been together?

[askintothevoids]

oof

Nick: I..uh..

Nick: Huh, these must be some strong painkillers.