#nightquote

[themysterioust]

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS SOME PRIMAL CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT, HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS! ENERGY I NEED THIS MAN BENT BACK ARCHED NAILS LEAVING DENTS IN THE DESK ROOM-DESTRUCTION GRADE THRUSTING LIKE KIDS ARE AWAY AT SUMMER CAMP AND WE HAVEN'T FUCKED IN 6 MONTHS GRADE FUCKING THAT MAKES THE BREEDING KINK COMMUNITY TILT THEIR HEADS AND WONDER IF THAT'S MEDICALLY ADVISABLE SORT OF FUCKING

-- Have I read/watched Witch Hat Atelier, no. But my sister keeps waggling Qifrey at me and now she has to live with that.

[themysterioust]

i've seen you say things about twinks that couldn't be defended in a court of law

michael ramtiger who has insight on my dick and its desire for cute anime boys to be railed into biologically impossible scenarios

[themysterioust]

Dr Light installed Clippy into X, and that's actually the suffering circuit.

@zzdigital and I were possessed by rogue Clippy demons today.

[themysterioust]

now i need to have children w/ him so i can take them in the divorce and fulfill the prophecy

guess who pulled craft megaman in mudae today

[themysterioust]

pls just imagine me hovering around while the latin chanting from Your Idol plays scooting from room to room like a roomba, proximity volume settings

- Sal was excited about a character I was building for SRPG/Equinox today.

[themysterioust]

READY THE PIE AND EVACUATE THE CHILDREN

DG was in town and I had some leftover pie from Thanksgiving, a slice of which was promised to them. This was how I was informed they were en route.

[themysterioust]

"I'm being normal, I am being SO normal about this category 5 blorbo event!!" <- the alpha bitch of my harem appeared in this week's Mavericks of the Week sesh

[themysterioust]

it's been a long rest can my meow meow come down from the shelf now - yours truly asking @signatorysea if i can have megaman zero back