Another delivery story
The original intent of this was to write out some of my life experiences in the hopes that someone might find them entertaining. I'm going to try and get back to that. So I had a delivery once to a not so savory neighborhood, and the position of the apartment in question vis a vis my car was not ideal. I ended up walking out of line of sight from my vehicle for a few minutes, which in and of itself made me squirm. Of course, when I got back to my car, there was an older gentleman leaning against the driver's side door like he owned it. Him "Well hey there, honey" Me "Hi, I need to get into my car, sorry" Him "Hey, you need a boyfriend?" Me "Nope, I already have one of those, and I'm very happy with him." Awkward smile. Him "You need a sugar daddy?" Me "Nope, I'm good on that too." Him "MmmHmm. All right, well you know where to find me if you change your mind" Then he MELTED INTO THE FUCKING SHADOWS LIKE A NINJA.