#ninnekomata

[kikaichuno]

@ninnekomata

"Watch out where you put your paws, cat." It's a warning. Shino has been observing this beetle dig a hole in the soil for approximately five minutes until the cat showed up and he knows how cats are. He is watching you too, cat. Do not swat at the beetle.

[managone]

@ninnekomata​ // one-liner

            MUST RESIST URGE TO PICK UP THE KITTY.  ❝ ---- so CUTE ! Do you want some treats ? Or toys ? Or my eternal love ? ❞

[tsuyokuma]

+  @ninnekomata​ asks:

        ❝ walkie-talkies? seriously? ❞ he's a cat Mayu. how is he even supposed to wear it???

                                (  PARTNERS IN CRIME STARTERS. )

          She never was a tactical genius, that she was very much aware of, but that same morning she witnessed a couple running towards the sound of a whimpering stray dog, rushing to give it attention and whatever crumbs they held in their pockets. Seeing this, it brewed a fresh idea in her mind; get Ronin, plant a walkie-talkie in the alleyway, and have him ‘meow’ for his dear life on the messenger’s end of the walkie-talkie so employees could be distracted enough to look for a non-existent stray cat, while Mayu swoops in to take what she needs from the market. What could possibly go wrong?

          The walkie-talkie she presented to Ronin was now placed on the ground in front of him, just below his chin. Mayu stooped down to be as close to eye-level with the large feline as she could, briefing her plan.

          ❝   there’s only one here , and its for you. the other one is in some alley beside a dumpster. what you’re gonna do is whine as much as possible , distract those sore losers runnin’ that market so i can nab what i want and make a getaway. clear ?  ❞

[sevenswcrds]

@ninnekomata​ liked for a starter 

“If you toss a hairball onto that tome I will turn you into a hat.”

[shenobii]

@ninnekomata​​​   didn’t    ask     for    this  

              ‘     i’m   a   simple   guy   ,   i   see   a   cat   ,   i   feed   the   cat   ‘

[shikkotsunin]

@ninnekomata​ -- ;

It had been long since past the New Year since the war had ended, already winding well into winter. Though snow wasn’t much of a problem in Konoha, it did become much rainier with monsoon rains that swept through Hi no Kuni like floodwaters. Sakura had bundled herself tightly in her soldiering uniform, consisting of the slate sweatpants, baggy turtleneck, and flak jacket that kept her preserved from the bitterer winds that sometimes swept the streets. What she was doing would probably be considered madness to most, but she had allies. In the months after the war, Ibiki Morino and Santa Yamanaka of the Analysis Team had taken interest in what she wanted to do and converged in a then-nameless group, sifting through the heavy tar of the village’s past.

Even though her former sensei-turned-hokage had believed it better to leave these skeletons to root in their particular closet, Sakura didn’t agree in the least. With the Konoha Intelligence Division looming within sight, she set towards the building with justice burning her heart.

It was going to be a long road ahead, still, but she wouldn’t stop for anything.

[shieldedsand]

everyone else: ronin is such a menace /: gaara who has ronin draped around his neck like a scarf: ?

[stitchlike]

Ronin sees a loose thread. TIME TO YOINK IT AS IS CAT CUSTOM!

  unfortunately, it was a very important thread. his left forearm falls off with a plop. 

                   he stares at the cat. the cat stares back.

                            kakuzu says just one word:

                             ❛ RUN. ❜