#nmh blog

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sir henry mother fucker.

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i have to send an ask like an ANIMAL, but on my trip they talked about jackass and johnny knoxville and i thought about nmh too.

OMG......................WHERES THAT PIC OF JOHNNY KNOXVILLE GETTING HIS NIPPLE BITTEN BY A BABY CROCODILE BC ITS THE MOST TRAVIS PICTURE

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nmh

Favorite character: im gonna have to be unoriginal and say travis SORRY

Second favorite character: sylviaaaa

Least favorite character: FUCING . JASPER BATT JR EAT MY DIK

The character I’m most like: travis, but slightly less morally reprehensible 

Favorite pairing: yanno thats hard for me to say bc it used to be travis/sylvia but ive just come to not really like them together i just? hm. i dont have an answer

Least favorite pairing: uhh anything thats like travis/jeane

Favorite moment: when travis finds bishops head in a bag

Rating out of 10: for the series as a whole, 8/10

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my favorite enemies in any game have got to be the goons from nmh 1+2 because they say the fucking WEIRDEST shit to you like why is it all so oddly sexual

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wtf is the deal w jasper’s second stage being way, WAY fucking harder than his third

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how did i defeat jasper batt jr??? idk??? (not once but twice??) especially because the game actively wants you to lose and knows its being completely unfair and isnt trying to provide you a challenge but just literally spits in your face and tells you to go fuck yourself for even trying to beat this boss

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i am 100% truly travis touchdown now bc milo looks exactly like jeane in nmh2. i need to get my cosplay back together and take a pic w him

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like did they make sure robin atkin downes delivered all of his lines as uncomfortably intense as possible