im so curious abt peoples like, silly off the wall headcanons abt murderbot stuff. like just some headcanon that has absolutely no basis for exisiting you just one day had a brain worm and thought it was neat.
ill go first. i like to think that earth still exists in the mb universe and is thriving. (millions of light years away) in my head mb lives in corpo hell bc all the billionaires from earth launched themselves into space and now earth is free from elon musk types and can live happily. unforch they had to go somewhere and thats the hell mb and friends live in.











