#no joints

[ponybalderdasheryarchive]

Remember yesterday how I ranted about them making too many variants and not enough characters?

Well apparently they listened because the Toys R Us suddenly had good stock.

So good that I was actually too embarrassed to buy all the stuff I wanted.

[ineloquent-tumbling]

I have been reduced to taking silly selfies for my own amusement.

This is why narcotics as pain meds are a dubious good, children.