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[incorrectbugsnaxquotes]

Floofty: I hate when I tell people I don’t like a certain song and they respond “Oh, but it’s catchy.”

Floofty: The fucking plague is catchy, that wasn’t good either.

[scienceprofessorquotes]

Do I believe you have the power of Superman to jam that cotton in the bottom of the burst? Yes. Should you? No. With great power comes great responsibility.

[catsafarithewriter]

Haru: I have a bad feeling about this.

Baron: What do you mean?

Haru: don’t you ever get that small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?

Baron:

Muta:

Louise:

Literally everyone except Toto and Haru:

Haru: That. . . that explains a lot

[simon-newman]

Day 284

2019-12-19

Character - Laura Bodewig.

Series - Infinite Stratos.

Artist - KST69

[incorrect-supergirl-quotes]

Maggie (Seductively): So I know you bring your gun home, but could you possibly bring your handcuffs here too sometime?

Alex: I'm sorry, I can't take out government property without proper authorization and approval from my superior officer.

Maggie: Ok, scratch that Valentine's Day plan...

Submitted by anon

[scienceprofessorquotes]

“Let’s say that you want to avoid one half of the city for some reason. Let’s say you just robbed a bank and the cops have half of the city blocked off. I don’t usually condone robbing banks.”

[scienceprofessorquotes]

However serious and professional you think academia is, subtract a bunch. No, more than that. Even more than that. There you go. I have learned one thing in my life, and that is that academia is not as serious and no bullshit as you thought.

Anon

[hibernia-1]