#noah forman

[sleazypseudonym-blog]

[thechrisgethardshow]

[xojake]

I like ice and hockey and hockey has a lot of ice I like the way ice is slippery Usually slippery is a bad thing but in hockey it is a good thing It is a controlled slip A controlled slip is less dangerous than a surprise slip I like that they go fast on the ice And that they have sticks I like that the crowd cheers even though they are cold They are not cold like Eskimo cold But still cold Everyone at the hockey game is a real sport about the cold Most people don't complain I like the Zamboni I don't like the other team But I like that I don't like the other team That's fun There are 4 types of shots in hockey Slap shot, wrist shot, snap shot, and flu shot That was a joke Hockey is a dangerous sport and here are ways you can die playing hockey: Slipping on the ice, frostbite, getting caught in the net like a lobster, scoreboard falling, allergic reaction to the paint they use on the ice, assassin, falling through the ice and drowning, falling through the ice and not drowning but then getting shot by an assassin, skate to the neck, heart disease, skating into a bad neighborhood at the wrong time of night, ice, ISIS, ISIS on ice, Melancholia Zamboni Calamity Hockey players come from Canada They are polite people with good manners Here's a list of animals that can't skate: Badgers, goats, mice, fish, snakes, foxes, birds, pigs, cockroaches, monkeys, turtles The inventor of the Zamboni was Frank Zamboni His mom named him Frank because he liked the Zambonis The winner of the hockey game is the team that scores the most goals But the real winner is the fans Thank you Amen

Noah Forman's "Why I Love Hockey, and You Should Too"

[caseymeeks]

Love love love it.

[sleazypseudonym-blog]

So who else called 212-465-BUTT?

[thechrisgethardshow]

Pull back the curtain on the mysteries of Duke Ponzetti.

[xojake]

"Hard and Fair: The Noah Forman Way"