River’s Curio Shop is open for business!
River offered to tell Nerida’s fortune...
Nerida: “Very well, I will participate in your scrying ritual, landwalker.”
But had less success telling one of the townies about the many benefits of a grilled cheese diet.
Willow: “You want high cholesterol? This is how you get high cholesterol.”
Noah (another of my playables) bought a few things...
River: “Thank you for your purchase, your lucky number is 6, in case you wanted to know.”
Noah: “Err, thanks? I don’t gamble though.”
While Jessica (playable #3) told River exactly what she thought of her mystical powers.
Jessica: “I think it’s all bullshit. No offence.”
River: “I understand; the close-minded and ignorant often reject the Higher Mysteries.”
Jessica: “The only mystery here is how you’re gonna pretend to tell anyone’s fortune using that simoleon-store Halloween prop. Is that thing even real glass?”
All in all, it was a productive first day.















