TL;DR Version: No one should eat the nachos at the FSU Baseball games, but, if you must, go with the jalapeño queso. Full Review: I finally bit the bullet and ordered nachos from the FSU Baseball concessions stand. The nacho flavors advertised on the board are Smokey Bacon Cheddar, Queso Blanco, Taco, Jalapeño, Crawfish Queso, Sharp Cheddar, and Chili. I’d originally been interested based on those purported Nacho flavors, but lost interest once I learned there were no toppings beyond different cheese sauces. When I hear “nachos” I imagine a base layer of chips, a secondary layer of melted cheese, and a tertiary layer of veggies & meat. If I ran the world, it’d be illegal to sell chips and queso as “nachos.” Sadly, that’s not the world we live in. What finally prompted me to order these “nachos” was sheer morbid curiosity as to how disgusting Crawfish Queso would be. Egged on by my friends, I plunked down my $8 and waited about five minutes for my number to be called. That’s when the girl behind the counter broke the news to me that they didn’t actually have crawfish flavored cheese for my chips. Nor did they have the chili flavor that would’ve been my second choice. I did get her to make up for this crushing blow by giving me one cup of every other flavor to try, which was really convenient since I’ll never have to pay $8 for chips and queso there again. The Queso Blanco tasted like nothing. If not for the difference in texture I’m not sure I’d have known anything was there. The Jalapeño was far and away the best since it had actual flavor with a slight kick. I have no clue what Taco flavor was supposed to taste like, but if they were aiming for “disgusting” it is uncanny how accurate they were. The Smoky Bacon Cheddar tasted like Bacos (the bacon flavored salad topping). You know things have gone off the rails when the second best queso option tastes like artificial bacon flavoring and soy. Finally, the Sharp Cheddar tasted like a bland, generic cheese sauce. If you insist on spending $8 and punishing yourself, go with the jalapeño. #FSUBaseball #FSUConcessions #FastFoodReviews #RealFastFoodie #BallparkNachos #NoCrawfish #Bacos #ChipsNQueso #NoTertiaryToppings