#nomum

[themarblethief]

Mum: Is that your computer making that noise?

Me: What noise?

Mum: that ... bird noise.

Me:... no... that’s... the birds.

[kittycowanimations-blog]

Meh soda

[elenainlovewithf1andparis]

16/12/2015 n°2

Ehm... Mia mamma mi dice che é ora di dormire, e sono le 10 e mezza... Da quanto tempo é che mi dice a che ora devo anndre a dormire?

[xotillrehab]

Heard some 40 year old checkout woman named ‘Lynn’ at the co-op (complete with badly highlighted mum hair), talking to her mate about how much of a ‘rad’ time she had at an arctic monkeys gig. So I went home and set fire to all my arctic monkeys albums, and removed them from my iTunes library while crying into my pillow.

[annalcoholic]

 my mum said she'd ban cursing on ~the internet~ !!!11!!!!

 some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn

[ihavenonose]

Fun story: My mum asked me why her new iphone was so heavy so I just shrugged and said I didn't know and she said "is it becasue of all the apps?"... No mum. No.

[bastille-lover-lanadelrey-lover]

I was trying to make him smile #yesterday #going #swimming #nomum