“Tour guide talk”s TRANSCRIPT:
‘Welcome to the Museum. A building with a strange purpose of displaying old, un fit to use, often weird, physical items. For unknown reason, those buildings where quite popular back in the days. I will be your tour guide. A person that you gonna follow around, listen and believe in everything I say. How are you today? I don’t really care but guides used to pretend to be interested in the visitors. Behind me, on the wall, there is something that used to be common thing in the past or was cherish and admired. Now it does not exist anymore. It has a great story, which you can find online. Ok. Now I am gonna ask you if you have any questions which I can not answer anyway. You do Ohhh and Ahhh and thank you. Please come again soon. Bye Bye’