My Enby self trying to explain today's gender to me:
Enby me: okay so, you were wanting that report on today's gender yes?
Me: yup, so what is it today?
Enby me: .... Th- They/Them
Me: ...so you have no idea? Again.
Enby me: what?! Pffff no! I... I know that... That uh we're definitely not a dude today!
Me: excellent. So it says They/Them on the report yes?
Pansexual me: But lesbian.
Enby me: Omg yes! You're a genius!
Me: woah woah wait hang on. Where the fuck did you come from?
Panxesual me: oh yknow i was just chillin. Thought I could help :)
Me: but... I didn't even request to see you yet? Your report's not needed till- hang on- Are you two seriously high-fiving right now? Stop that!
Enby me and Pansexual me: *clearly on some shit and chanting and dancing in a circle* They/Them but lesbian! They/Them but lesbian! They/Them but-
Me: that doesn't even make sense!
Enby me: It does now bitch!
Pansexual me: just because we haven't done that before doesn't mean we can't do it now!