#nonbinary humour

[aromanticduck]

Choosing a name

For boys:

For girls:

For nonbinary people:

[queer-cosette]

I am feeling a bit soggy and pathetic and lacking braincells rn

[Video description: Coco, a tall nonbinary person with light skin and curly auburn hair tucked into a black knitted hat, films themself in the mirrored door of a wardrobe. They have a shiny gold nose-ring and are wearing black lace-up leather boots, blue jeans with turn-ups, and a blue and yellow tartan flannel open over a black New York Dolls t-shirt. In the hand that isn't holding their phone, they are holding an open half-empty bottle of green Mountain Dew. They have a Glaswegian accent and stare slightly pathetically into the mirror while saying, "Uh, hi God, it's me, uh, just, uh, wanted to let you know that when I said I wanted a soggy, pathetic man with no braincells in my life, I meant I wanted to ride one, not become one." The chorus of Ryan Gosling's I'm Just Ken from the Barbie movie plays quietly in the background.]

[callme-yah]

Amelaince: I have one of every type of child. Amelaince, motioning to Alphinaud: Boy, Amelaince, motioning to Alisaie: Girl, Amelaince, motioning to Aliyah: And Aliyah.

[internutter]

Thoughts I have at Fuckoff AM

People are wasting time with the saying, “I’m one of those they/thems”. They should save time and say:

“I’m one of them theys.”

[amenaceandapest]

I am a(n): [ ] Man [ ] Woman [x] E͉͇̻̜̙̔n͈̫̪͍̻͐̏t̩̯̙͋ͣ̉ͨǐ̠͖t̤̹͇̦̲̓̅́ỷ̸̬͓͗ 

Looking for: [ ] Men [ ] Women [x] T͇͟h̷̩͈e̖ ̨͙͖͇̲s̙ͅo̳̙̰̝̥ͅu͡l͉̲̣ṣ̵͔͔̬̣̺̝ ͎͙̟of̲͈̯̙ ̨t͈̘̮̙͞ͅḫ̸̪̱̣̲̺e͉ ͍̭̫̼͖i͚͔͎̻͈̥̲n҉n͍̬͔͎͇o̼͉̭̦̜ͅc͍̺̣̩̭e̙nt̯̠̱͉̤͜ A bagel Two bagels

[ineffabeatlemindpalace]

The earth isn’t flat but my chest sure as hell is.

[genderhexadecimal]

When you see another nonbinary person and wish you were as cool as them, that’s called being enbious.

[transgenderwizard]

concept: a bar for trans and/or nonbinary people called Wine and Two-Spirits