#noritherandom

[noritheidiot]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A SEVENTEENTH BOOK, WHAT? WHAT? IM STILL STUCK ON 15 GUYS, W H A T

NO WAIT, WAIT! I CAN'T ACCESS ANYTHING ABOVE 15, WAIT NOOOOOOO-

[noritheidiot]

yeah so like, modern Geronimo Stilton storytelling is bullshit. Like, straight bullshit.

I'm never dropping this series, of course. I've loved it for 7 years now, and I don't find myself ever being original and liking something new, but honestly. The quality of the story telling of the main series is pretty much just boiling characters down to be more easily consumable (?) for kids, or SOMETHING, and at times is VERY insufferable to read through.

I literally cannot take OG series Geronimo as seriously as I can for graphic novels Geronimo or show Geronimo because he's so, SO boiled down now it's honestly insulting. He's barely the main character of his own series anymore. It's all fairly focused on other characters calling Geronimo out for something that, in his defense, is not at all common knowledge, or other times, they'll just focus on shitting on him for the sake of the plot.

Yes, I know this was relevant even for the earlier books, but it's so incredibly worse when coupled with Geronimo losing whatever backbone he may have had in place of the "bumbling idiot" side of his character. There's so many reasons as to why I held on to this series for as long as I have, and the original series is NOT even REMOTELY CLOSE in the top 10 reasons.

EDIT: I just realized I'm getting pressed over a fictional character meant to be consumed by children. Man.

[noritheidiot]

Websites I use to read Geronimo Stilton because I haven't found anything else yet and idk I just thought it was neat to post these :p

Normal Books/Spin-offs/Kingdom Of Fantasy (or Thea Stilton too):

1. https://fliphtml5.com/exploring/?q=geronimo%20stilton (you need to scroll down to find anything though, search bar is useless)

2. https://oceanofpdf.com/?s=geronimo+stilton (credits to @yourclowntoasty, she told me about this one :D)

3. https://openlibrary.org/ (pretty obvious choice hehe)

4. A little extra I found! -> https://childhub.org/en/child-protection-news/exciting-adventure-mouse-island-strasbourg

https://edoc.coe.int/en/blog/famous-cartoon-mouse-geronimo-stilton-explains-the-council-of-europe-n97

Graphic Novels/comic adapted Time Travel series:

I found that most comic websites don't have the 18th book of the graphic novel spin off and I still have no idea why

1. https://readallcomics.com/geronimo-stilton-01/ (all time favorite for me :) )

2. SPECIFICALLY the 18th book -> https://archive.org/details/firsttolastplace0018stil/page/n1/mode/1up

https://oceanofpdf.com/authors/geronimo-stilton/pdf-first-to-the-last-place-on-earth-geronimo-stilton-graphic-novels-18-download/

will add more later on

[noritheidiot]

I'm genuinely pathetic with how much I love Geronimo's dragon form that was given to him in the 11th book, The Guardian of The Realm. Why did that just disappear??? He was so cool with it, AHGHHHHHHH

LOOK AT HIM!!!

He also uses an... Encantation? Of sorts?... Basically he needs to say certain words to trigger his transformation.

Becoming a dragon is also described as calming to him, as said in the screenshot above. No body horror here guys, don't worry.

And basically, at the height of the conflict, Wither and Crowbar fought Geronimo, WHILE HOLDING BLOSSOM'S DAUGHTER- WINGLET -MID AIR, WHICH LIKE, HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S A BABY.

Also Winglet almost falls to her death, sooo....

Here are the pages of him fighting Wither:

HE WAS SO AWESOME, INCREDIBLE, FANTASTIC, WHY COULDN'T WE GET MORE DRAGON GERONIMO ;-;

He also uses the form to fly back to New Mouse city, all the way to his own house!

HE CAN USE THE FORM IN NEW MOUSE CITY GUYS. THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO WITH THAT.

He also brings over the armour that he gets in this book, for once.

So like, he gets armour AND a dragon form.

And both never gets used, ever again.

[noritheidiot]

Geronimo having beef with Pandora in the books has always been so funny to me, what do you mean you used to actively shit on her </333

Bro that's a child </333

One of the things I cannot defend you on </333

[noritheidiot]

Posting my favorite geronimo panels from the graphic novels with commentary, starting with book #1 GO!-

(Bro is NOT doing important work 🙏🙏)

Me everyday be like:

His and Volts expression always makes me laugh, wtf 😭😭

Just the silly:

I CAN ONLY PUT 10 IMAGES????

ok continuing in reblogs

[noritheidiot]

I could have hundreds of sons and daughters....

But only one of you...

[noritheidiot]

Geronimo: Oh, wait. What did this mean again..? Uh..

Geronimo: ... Eh i can just try to find the definition on google i guess-

Geronimo, several minutes later, now knowing a head injury by a pan is actually deadly so wtf was rapunzel doing: .... How. Did i get here-