#normother

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In the preview, Norman was acting like he thought he was talking to Norma last episode outside the motel about Bradley. So does it mean he actually thinks his mother was lounging on a chair watching him and Bradley attemting to get it on? And he just tried to ignore her and go on with it anyway?

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Vámonos tesoro, no te juntes con esa chusma.

Madre a Norman Bates, episodio 3x09

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I finally watched the episode, here are my thoughts:

- “Why are you here?” Yes why?

- I loooooove Norma, but what’s with those mom pants she’s wearing so much this season? I miss her hair and fashion from season 1

- Deputy Shelby actually wasn’t killed by Norman. Great private investigator, Bob

-  Bob’s not wrong tho, Norma’s interest in Romero is merely utilitarian, and she’s  just as bad, if not worse than himself

- Having said that, why’s everyone going “you’re the bad one!” “No, you’re the bad one!” I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU GUYS YOU’RE ALL THE BAD ONES IN THIS SHITTY TOWN

- Caleb vs. Chick. Whoever wins, we lose

- Better than Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, I give them that

- “Your part in it all” WTF Bradley?

- “You come off as innocent” oh honey

- I mean he is, for the most part.

- 50 grand? Did I hear right? Damn

- I still can’t make out what Caleb’s saying. Except for the money, that’s my language

- Dylan, Duncle, Facebook ns Skype are a thing. This isn’t the 1930s

- Yes Norma, take away Norman’s only hobby. That will help.

- “Don’t take this the wrong way, ok? I will always love you. You are the first thing that I think about when I wake up in the morning and you are the last thing that I think about at night” Be still my shipper heart

- “How do I know it wasn’t you who killed my father?” Damn, now I have my doubts too

- I need a(nother) Norma/Norman kiss

- Norma has the best intentions but she goes about it the exact wrong way

- Honestly, I do get Bradley’s hurt feelings over her mom. Yes, intellectually you know your loved one have to move one and all, but emotionally it must be hard to be running away, thinking of your family every day, and then go back to find yourself being a distant memory in their minds

- Ohhh! Special Agent Liz asking all the right questions!!! She’s my spirit animal

- Bird skeletons look like tiny dinosaurs

- Dylan gave him all the 50 grand! (50 or 15?)

- After giving dad 50 grand, it’s more than ok to go say hi to her

- Emma told him she knows! Wow

- She has her moments of wisdom

- “Why doesn’t she ever want you to leave the house?” You want the practical reasons or the emotional reasons?

- A pic of Sheriff Romero’s mom with him

- Yeah it was a shitty move from that perspective, Sheriff

- “Why would you lie to me?” WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE TELL YOU?

- “She’s vulnerable and I just tried to make her confess a terrible truth I have no business finding out. Better try to make out with her” - Sheriff Romero taking a page from Hipster Teacher’s book

- Two people that told her about Norman dissociating and she’s still in denial

- Mother comes first, Bradley

- How did she get money for a car and pills?

- Mommy issues and neurological disorders turn Bradley on. OIC.

- Stupid, sexy Mother

- Bradley’s no Emma. He could be blacking out and calling for Norma and she’d still wanna bang him

- Mother’s jealous!!!

- Slow episode, kinda sleepy, but it was worth it for the basement scene and for Mother

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But I REALLY need to see a steamy scene between Norman and Mother. She’s insanely seductive and obvs wants that D.

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And I didn't get to see the scene with Mother!!!