#not bethyl

[bcatwinchest]

Trying to work and all I can think of is a The Walking Dead au where Daryl and Beth are switched

They met Beth at the quary, and Daryl was Hershles son instead

I don't know what would happen, but I think I'm onto something

[crwjoker]

In the world of Walking Dead there is 2 things that is certain: 1. Daryl is fucking badass 2. Head shots are the only way to keep things permanently dead And I know what you are thinking, "what about Daryl and Carl?" And I'm going into that right now. When Daryl was shot in the head the bullet grazed the side of his head, never entered nor exited the brain. With Carl it blew apart his skull but I don't think it entered the brain (sorry if I'm wrong so if you know please correct me). With Beth the bullet entered the bottom of her jaw and exited the top of her skull meaning the bullet went through the brain and I'm not saying she's dead and if she is alive good for her but the possibility of her being dead is a good 80-85% so unless they got a top notch doctor in the group that has the equipment to perform the task and even if she survives it might be a the risk of memory loss and even mental/physical disabilities like being in a coma, not walking, being paralyzed from the neck down etc. so if we say "no Beth is still alive" its pretty much saying that the rules that apply in this world only apply when we want them to because certain characters are more liked than others. So I'm petitioning for The Governor to still be alive because we don't see a headshot.

[a-serious-piggyback]

Stress city: population me (and thousands of other walking dead fans)

Why’d I leave this class’s tests for last? Now I’m even more stressed leading to the MSF.

Fun side note: sometimes I give a student an extra point so they get a 70, just so I don’t have to hand a middle schooler a paper that says 69.