Aug 23, 2021
nothing normal/tomfoolery memes bc why not
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nothing normal/tomfoolery memes bc why not
do you think hank uses outdated slang/memes when chatting with irl reader?
oh my god, definetly.
Hank: I'll be real, you're lookin' kinda fire.
Reader: huh
Hank: you know, wicked?
Reader: what
wait till hank learns about all the times humans have self amputated to survive:)
he couldn't sleep since reader told them about phineas gage and now hes fallen down the rabbit hole of people who should definetly be dead
Fun thing about the human body: while we are fragile in some ways we're stupidly resilient in others. Unlike animals our bodies can handle a stupid amount of damage as long as it doesn't immediately concern vital organs. And even then its fully possible for a person to survive and recover getting impaled in the head depending on where it hits. But like just imagine showing Hank terrifying or hilarious facts or stories about the body. That would be an anatomy class from hell.
Hank: I have to protect you, you're insanely fragile!
Reader, with 15 tabs open: wait till you see this bullshit.
Hank:
Hank: no thats not how this is supposed to work
how would hank react to FNAF
he has so many temper-tantrums while playing. He's not that good at just sitting down and doing nothing, but he also will not accept defeat. prepare to be woken at 5 in the am by an angry man who just barely made it through the night
To add onto @icannotmakeagoodusername, Sulfur Hexafluoride otherwise known as heavy gas. Deepens your voice to a degree that you sound possessed.
oh my god--
Reader: hey babe
Hank: *falls out of his chair* HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT
What if the irl reader shows hank some games, like horror?
he goes fucking nuts. He'd definetly love dbd and WILL fucking suck at it. he throws gamer rages like a fucking dweeb, too.
hello flowers. /lh
I have returned with another idea.....
humans have corrosive acid in their stomach that is protected only by a special mucus... imagine telling hank that as nn!reader
Hank: y. you
what
NN: yeah wild huh
Hank: what the fuck