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✉ ~ notnamedwarbler

[sms] Blaaaaaaaaaine

[sms] Waaaaaaaaake upppp

[sms] I’m outside your house with coffee and bagels so you’d better

[sms] cause I will eat them all and leave none for you

[sms] what if I add a kiss to the bargin?

[sms] I’m not kidding

[sms] one big ol’ trouty mouthed kiss for yours truly

[sms] no? that not good enough to rouse you?

[sms] what about two?

[sms] three?

[sms] ten?

[sms] till you get bored of them?

[sms] a strip tease?

[sms] seriously what else can I offer?

[sms] I’m going out on a long shot here dude

[sms] my virginity?

[sms] really? not even that roused you in anyway?

[sms] everything.

[sms] I offer my everything just come get the door.

[sms recieved] doors open, but I’ll gladly collect all of that in my bedroom.

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