#notyourbreadbaker

[sidneypagget]

I'm eating the leftover chinese food I hope you're enjoying your nacho bell grande

oh good because you were taking too long and i started destroying this famous bowl

[heckingoof]

I can't watch the human nature scene without thinking of marylock because of v oh my god

[sidneypagget]

martin can’t fit his little hand all the way around his large cock

[gaylittlezuko]

I'm only an alleged heathen like 74% of the time

this is true the rest of the time you are a CONFIRMED heathen

[sidneypagget]

me and v are getting chinese takeout and getting drunk this sounds like the beginning of a johnlock fanfic

[kinklock]

notyourbreadbaker replied to your post “Sherlock has a heart shaped butthole. John loves it. Swirling his...”

Is this biologically possible

suspension of disbelief

[sidneypagget]

when can we go get breakfast

go make me breakfast i'll stay in bed

[sidneypagget]

Can you go get me a glass of water

no you go get me a glass of water