#nsf clem

[snussyeating]

squeakydevil replied to your post: two people unfollowed me for my beard ...

Wait a minute, how did I miss pooping!john posts? I’m outraged, I tell you.

HERE

and if you like wt there is also this

it was a short-lived event

[snussyeating]

wimpy tentacle playing the jeopardy music on its xylophone every time john is pooping

[snussyeating]

allshvllfade replied to your post: prideandprejudiceandcheese replied to ...

I SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW IT WAS YOU, I DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT WHO POSTED IT I WAS LIKE THIS IS FUCKING HEATHER

a;lksdjfl;sdkjfldskjlfjsd my legacy

sherlock's wimpy tentacle, lionel richie, pooping!john

[snussyeating]

prideandprejudiceandcheese replied to your post:"He is so jealous idk how he even poops" is the best tag I have ever read.

Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe assuming he can poop is like assuming Sherlock is straight until proven gay. Or maybe he poops all the time like people who get the nervous poops. (I am that people and it is very sad.)

maybe he poops all the time and sherlock is always super annoyed that john's pooping urges are always interrupting important business and sherlock is always getting snippy about it like "for god's sake, john, can't you control your bowels, most people master this skill as toddlers" and john is like "DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T POOP, WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES, I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AFTER YOU THE OTHER DAY AND THERE WAS COMPELLING EVIDENCE"

[snussyeating]

"He is so jealous idk how he even poops" is the best tag I have ever read.

omg i completely forgot i tagged something that way

wtf is wrong with me

but also seriously how does john watson even poop