❝ Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English. ❞
“ i’ll have you know i’m one of the greatest actors of all time. hollywood would kill for me. in fact, pretending to be deaf is one of my specialties, ” which was usually when emmett wanted to do something that carlisle, esme, AND rosalie already voiced their disapproval upon. skipping class to set off a prank for their following class, however, was well worth missing a lecture he’d heard some variation of for the last twenty years. there was a roguish smirk soon tugging at the corners of his lips, and a mischievous glint to his dark golden eyes as he rubbed his hands together out of sheer anticipation. “ now … show me some badass chemist mixture and light this sucker up. i wanna see this thing hit through the roof when mrs. priestly tries to do a demonstration. ”
