“Even the janitors are complaining!” Loving the fact that Diego couldn’t sit through more than 5 minutes of orientation yet still took the time to listen to the workers, even the custodial staff
yes i know they skew rather tall but i mostly know people taller than me dispite being 5’5 so to me this is natural, i know someone who’s 6’5 in real life the only truly crazy one to me is mccracken which is on purpose! the ages are as of perilous journey!
i only included ethnicity for characters who have one canonically or who those who i have a particular one in mind.
due to the length of the image descriptions i’m putting the text under a cut, but they’re still in the alt text in full.
[ID in alt text: five images containing tmbs characters in a height chart decreasing in height from left to right
first image, the tallest end of the height chart, with three characters: Mccracken, SQ pedalian, and Sharpe in that order.
Mccracken is "7'0, 45, and irish" he is drawn tall and broad wearing his pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square, a black tie, and two watches. his pushed back hair is ginger at the root and dyed black. he's smirking and has a few freckles on his face.
SQ pedalian is "6'5, 20, and jewish/italian" he is very rectangular in shape, standing with his arms hugging himself. he has a white and orange T-shirt on, ripped jeans, and old brown boots. he has fluffy dark brown hair, rosy cheeks, lots of freckles, a scar on his right wrist, and noticeable arm hair.
Sharpe is “6’2 and 37” he is thinner and has one hand up waving. he has on the pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square his pants are wide leg and creased in the front, you can see one of his watches. he has large circular glasses, pushed back black hair and a more light brown skin tone.
the second image, the second tallest area in the height chart with three characters: Moocho Brazos, Number Two, and Garrotte in that order.
Moocho Brazos is “6’1, 40, and Mexican” he is very wide and is standing with his hands on his hips. he is wearing a yellow shirt, purple pants, and a cream apron with purple and green florals. he has a warm brown skin tone, a large black mustache that goes straight outward on either side, a chin dimple, and black hair that is parted in the middle and also looks a bit like a mustache.
Number Two is “6’1, 25, and east asian” she is thin and standing tall. she is wearing a yellow short sleeve button up with a black shirt underneath (making the neckline look like pencil tip), white cuffed jeans with a yellow bandana tied in some of the belt loops, and yellow sneakers. she has short wavy red hair but dark roots, dark eye bags, and her skin has more yellow undertones.
Garrotte is “6’0 and 47” he is fat and wide at the shoulders. he is wearing the pinstriped ten man uniform with a white pocket square and has two watches. he has light red-brown hair parted in the middle that is more thick, he has a beard and mustache that obscure his mouth, and a bat-like upturned triangular nose.
the third image, the middle height area of the height chart containing four characters: Jillson, Milligan Wetherall, Crawlings, and Martina Crowe in that order.
Jillson is “5’11 and 26” she is muscular and is standing with her hands on her hips, she is wearing a muted purple t-shirt and muted green cargo pants and geyish combat boots. she has brownish black hair with micro bangs parted in the middle and a slicked ponytail tied with wire and pale skin.
Milligan Wetherall is “5’10 and 38”. he’s wearing a greenish grey blazer jacket with the sleeves rolled up over a warm grey button up, a belt, brown scuffed pants, and brown combat boots. he has dirty blond hair, a scruffy chin, visible arm hair, and paler skin.
Crawlings is “5’10 and 35” he’s wearing the pinstriped ten man suit with a white pocket square and more baggy rumpled pants. he is bald, has only his left eyebrow, and has a reddish undertone to his skin.
Martina Crowe is “5’8, 17, and indian”. she is standing with her arms crossed and is wearing a pinkish red T-shirt, jeans, and light yellow sneakers. her black hair is in a neat ponytail and she has blunt neat bangs, her skin is a warm brown and she has a mole on her left cheek.
the fourth image, the second shortest area of the height chart with 4 characters: Jackson, Nicholas Benedict, Ledroptha Curtain, and Kate Wetherall in that order.
Jackson is “5’7 and 26” he is fat and is wearing a grey collarless asymmetrical button up, a brown belt, and khaki pants. he has wavy ginger hair, freckles, and paler skin.
Nicholas Benedict is “5’6, 65, and Dutch” he is fat and is wearing a green plaid suit over a white button up and a black and grey striped tie. the plaid has a lighter base and a darker pattern. he has white hair that is curly and fluffed up, thick square glasses, a rosy round nose, a 5 o’clock shadow, and a duller skin tone.
Ledroptha Curtain is “5’6, 65, and Dutch” he is fat and is wearing a green plaid suit over a white button up and a black and grey striped tie. the plaid has a darker base and a lighter pattern. he has white hair that is slicked back, reflective aviator sunglasses, a rosy round nose, and a duller skin tone.
Kate Wetherall is “5’4 and 13” she is standing with her fists on her hips with a big smile. she is wearing a red and white striped T-shirt, Jeans with a belt that is holding a red bucket, and red sneakers. she has a messy blonde ponytail and bangs, and paler skin.
last image, the shortest end of the height chart, with four characters: Rhonda Kazembe, Sticky Washington, Reynie Muldoon, and Constance Contraire in that order.
Rhonda Kazembe is “5’1, 21, and Zambian” she is a bit pear shaped, she is wearing a mint green cardigan, a white T-shirt, purple pants, and black mary jane’s with white socks. she has braids in her black hair, and very dark brown skin.
Sticky Washington is “5’1 and 12” he is wearing a blue sweater over a white button up, white pants, and brown shoes. he is bald, has large round glasses, and has dark brown skin.
Reynie Muldoon is “5’0, 12, and Filipino” he is wearing a green sweater vest with a dark stripe, a short sleeve button up, brown pants, and white shoes. he has short side parted black hair, lots of freckles, and light brown skin.
Constance Contraire is “3’6 and 4” she is wearing a red raincoat over a yellow dress, a blue pendant on a necklace, blue leggings, and red rain boots. she has wild very light almost white blonde hair that is slightly darker at the root, two red hair clips, rosy cheeks, and pale skin with red undertones.
