#numeralsoftheblindprophets

[i-fuck-memes]

1. How many times have you accidentally done something embarrassing in front of someone you liked?

i was walking down the hall with my (ex) boyfriend and i farted loudly and that describes my romantic life in general

2. What would be your last words if you were to die in a comedic version of the zombie apocalypse?

not my anus

3. Have you ever tried to spell your name with alphabet soup?

ive never even had it

4. Who did you make smile last?

probably my mooooooom

5. Who made YOU smile last?

also probably my mom i just spent several hours with her

6. What is the happiest memory you’ve had in the past year?

a whole bunch

7. If you could have any theme for your wedding what would it be?

memes

8. If you could make the dream come true of anyone in the world, who would it be?

like

all of my friends just being happy

uncinditionally

9. How much ice cream is too much ice cream?

never

10. If you could have any type of super power, what would it be?

telekinesis

11. What would you do if your all time favorite OTP came to your door asking you to be their “personal” photographer

porn

[i-fuck-memes]

why are you such a hetero

why did you even click anon

[diablostuck]

Death is a sad thing to think about, but it doesn’t mean you should be sad when someone close to you has died. In fact, enjoy and celebrate the fact that they were there. Humanity can only exist once, so smile when youre down, it helps. Just throw on a stupid grin, pretend to be happy, and you know what, when you realize the friends you have around you to keep you comforted, you’ll realize, you are happy. You’re happy to still be alive, and have friends, and family. Think you’re alone? Just smile, and Shirley someone will come along and notice you. They might be your best friend, or maybe even your future partner. But don’t think you have to try so hard, smile, go for your goals, and those who notice you, will admire your strengths and talents. Just remember friend, I love you. -Robert B. Anderson, Oregon, u.s.a.