#nutcrackerdavid

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Uh oh...

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🌿 - Pizza Delivery boy

Little nut cracker guy is in convenient smooching range

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Felt important to add this meme.. 8)

@drowsy-dreamwalker

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Has anyone tried using you as a, well, you know, yet?

"I will bite your finger off."

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‘Ask The Nutcracker’ Event

David got transformed into a nutcracker!!

For all of December, David is a whimsical(ish) little nutcracker! He’ll be about 6 inches tall and made of magic... wood?

I really don’t think he’s going to have a very jolly time... But maybe that can change?

Feel free to ask him questions, or pester him, crack a nut or something..

Each post for this event will be under #nutcrackerdavid

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“You’re just sooooooo amusin’ with your fuckin’ nut jokes..”

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*A Large Elf and a Small Santa stroll through the survivor camp as they begin to leave gifts out for survivors in trials. However The Shadow wearing a Santa outfit notices a small nutcracker standing nearby.*

Max Elf: "Oh.. Did we drop a toy from the present sack?.. Who would ask for a living nutcracker though?"

*The large Elf reaches down to pick up the David Nutcracker only to have one of his finger bitten by the Nutcracker.*

"Ow! You little fu-"

*The Elf punts the Nutcracker into a nearby tree, landing upon one of the branches. The Elf mumbles something to himself as he shakes it hand due to the pain. The Shadow Santa finished putting the last present down and with the Elf carrying the large present bag, they made their way into the fog once more.*

"...Uh?.... Wh.."

Needless to say he's at a loss.