#nutmeg rambling

[nutmegpoid]

so like out of all the dialogue i've gotten from caldarus, he:

can't cook for shit. he burns fried rice and his noodles turn black. his cakes will not rise

had a Caffeine incident

struggles with having long hair, gets leaves tangled in it and used to brush it with his claws. switched to a pine branch because "it's faster"

in an attempt to regain his memories he's grinding literally everything he finds and eating it

thinks that if he had wings in this form it would make it difficult to sleep in bed

hopeless at organizing all his damn scrolls (he swears hes not a messy person though please believe him)

is a Fabric Freak™

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Also i guess it takes the name of whoever you date most recently for this. Girl who told you . How did you-

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fields of mistria spoilers (new girl design/dialogue)

seridia is funny in the exact opposite way of caldarus but also similar in a way that also makes me look at her like "why. why would you do that"

(i missed the first parts screenshot but she's talking about taliferro) she's so fucking funny actually

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caldarus's dialogue is so fucking funny i dont know how i exactly expected him to be written but i did not expect him to be a complete pathetic mess (affectionate) i need to study him

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eiland post marriage dialogue

i think i have to kill him

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caldarus dialogue spoilers again

oh my god he's gonna annoy the fucking shit out of them i'm loving this

[nutmegpoid]

stop everything theres an eiland glasses mod

[nutmegpoid]

fields of mistria new girl spoilers

she's so fucking funny actually