#nymance

[szmaciarz-pospolity]

Alt title fuckboy mcclain /j

[monkey-overalls]

Lance’s Endgame

Let me just get something straight (or gay idk)...

I honestly DON’T CARE who Lance’s endgame is - Hell, Bi Boh Bi is fine as long as MY BABY BOY IS H A P P Y

ALLURANCE, KLANCE, PLANCE, WHATEVER X LANCE, ETC.

If Lance is in love with someone who makes him feel like the STUNNING AND IMPORTANT BOY HE IS, I’m perfectly fine with whoever he ends up with : )

That’s the Tea™ and I’m sticking with it 😏👌🏻🍵

[raiyakun]

Tweaked some minor details on the Lance dating sim game cover and also fleshed out the ideas I’ve had brewing for the concept (route details, character profiles, etc.) (ΦωΦ) (I haven’t finalized my human designs for Plaxum and Nyma yet, so I’m sorry if their profiles are a little barren for now (；・∀・))

Anybody else ready to shower Lancey Lance with all the love? Which route is your top pick? ☆｡ﾟ+.(人-ω◕ฺ)ﾟ+.ﾟ

(the title is inspired by the Red Velvet song (●´ω｀●))

[phoenixyfriend]

The Bachelor AU

The thing is that Lance is really easy to ship with... well, a lot of people, for me.

Klance? Allurance? Kallurance? Hance? Lidge? Fuck it, it's all good.

Outside of Voltron? Nyma works. Plaxum's GREAT.

firebirdeternal

He just feels like the kind of guy who'd be easy to have a nice fulfilling relationship with.

He's fun, he's flirty, he's super good with reading emotions and taking care of people

He really just fits with so many different people

So obviously, Lance is The Bachelor.

EVERYONE WANTS TO WIN

Except Coran and Shiro, who are (long-suffering) hosts. (I’ve never watched The Bachelor. Are there hosts? There probably are. Point is, Coran and Shiro are on-site but not participants, and Shiro is Very Tired.)

It's the most bitter and competitive season EVER because literally everyone? Just? Falls for him?

Lotor's the producer who sends in his Galra Gals to check in on the show. None of them actually like it, but it rakes in the money and they just? Okay, you get another season, Voltron.

It's not even about the goddamn money, by the end of it the contestants all burn the money in a garbage can if they got to win for it

Nyma wouldn't.

Nyma's still a little more interested in the money than in the boy, because her life outside the show? Not great.

No, but also Lance wouldn't ask her to because he Gets It, which does Not Help Nyma with her Feelings Problem

Keith and Allura team up at one point like "a threesome might do it and we get along fuck it let's do this."

Oh god, there's only one problem: Who the hell actually WINS!?!

Because Lancey Lance is just like: "How? Do all these wonderful people? Like me? Must not be real?"

The problem is the same as the usual one for that show, but for different reasons. Most of the time it's "How does the Bachelor know they don't just want the money/to win" but now it's "How do they Convince the worlds' lowest self-esteem millionaire that they value his personhood and love him for who he is?"

Hm... you know what?

Nyma wins the prize money.

Lance pools his personal money with Allura's to buy an extra big mansion and they all go live in polyamorous harmony.

Meanwhile, Shiro screams into a pillow.

And Lotor greenlights another season.

firebirdeternal

THE BEST SOLUTION

Like, they don't all have to be in a relationship with Each Other, (But Keith and Allura are) but they all love Lance and they can fucking Make it Work

and they have enough money that they can all have as much and as private of a space as they desire, which is a huge greasing of the wheels so to speak

Acxa and Narti show up one day like "Hey, so the audience wants to know how this is all working out. Are you okay with us filming your lives here for a new show?"

At one point Coran and Shiro just show up because Lance and Allura were like "Yeah, okay, we need help with just... organizing life." Keith was the one to call in Shiro, and Allura already knew Coran and nobody’s actually sure why a rich girl like her went on the show. She refuses to tell and Coran just gives a smile and launches into a long-winded story about a trip he took around the world once.

Keith got his spot on the show because of Shiro.

One day Ryou and Matt just show up and Lance is like

"are... are you trying to join in on the poly because I know it's big but we're not actually open to--" "Look at my face and think about--" "OH MY GOD YOU'RE MATT. PIDGE’S MATT. Hi, no, sorry about that, come in, she’s upstairs, does she know you’re here?" “Nah, it’s a surprise!” *three minutes later, Pidge and Matt chase each other into the pool, screaming*

Okay, but Lotor wants to drive up Ratings with Drama. But it never works?

All the manufactured drama just? Can't penetrate? The sincere love and trust?

See, I like the idea of Lotor being vaguely easygoing?

He pokes and prods at the relationships to see if he CAN manufacture drama, but he kind of just sits back and lets things go their own course.

hmm. maybe someone else in the production company then?

"Only one person can win and they're all falling for him, that's enough drama on its own."

Haggar might.

also: the Galra gals get into shipping wars

But I LOVE the idea of Lotor doing his David Attenborough impression on this.

He just sits back and... watches them do their thing.

He is the epitome of "Okay, You Do That."

There is a massive subset of people shipping Kallura just because they're the ones that START the whole "Okay but poly though" idea.

And Shay is on the show, the only one not falling for Lance but for Hunk instead. Hunk’s personally torn between the two but kiiiiiiinda leaning towards Shay. The audience has mixed opinions. (Zethrid is very much rooting for Hunay. She thinks any baby they have could probably bench press a truck and she is DOWN for that.) (Ezor’s favorite contestant is clearly Nyma.)

ALSO THERE WAS A SEASON AT SOME POINT WHERE RYOU (Kuron) WAS A CONTESTANT.

Shiro had been working on the show for several seasons by that point and they introduce Ryou as a contestant and the camera just whips to Shiro’s face.

Which is obviously a rictus of horror.

The entire season is Ryou being very laidback and kind of a doofus while the camera pans to Shiro just staring into the middling distance off to the side.

There's an entire major subplot just based around the fact that the host is eternally embarrassed by his twin brother.

Ryou lasts for a long time mostly because everyone finds this hilarious instead of because anyone actually wants him to win.

"Do you want to win?" "No, but I want to see if I can make Shiro's hair go a little greyer than it already is."

"Shiro, as a host, are you--" "I'm disowning him." "YOU CAN'T DISOWN ME." "I'LL ADOPT KEITH AS MY BROTHER INSTEAD." "RUDE."

Two seasons later, Keith is on the show and Shiro is just like "If you do what Ryou did, I'm leaving."

Keith makes his own messes, but at least he doesn't have Shiro's face, and it's not done with the express purpose of fucking with Shiro, unlike Ryou, so that’s nice.

[juskla]

*to the tune of the pokemon theme* LANCEY LANCE! gotta smorch ‘em all!

well, it's not called lance loves LADY week. PS if people seem to like this idea, i may do a boy version after this week is over! let me know :)

this is for day 2 of LANCE LOVES LADIES WEEK PROMPT: cuddles / ((KISSES)) SHIP: MULTI

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[kawaiiquiznak]

Love at first sight

[klancefucker]

embrace the fact that as a bisexual, lance can date girls you cowards

[ho-onthego]

Dreamworks sure has a thing for nostrils