#nyoooooooooooooooooooom

[televised-demonix]

"FULL SPEED AHEAD TO WONDER, BABY!" - slush/scott elliot 1992 before getting arrested for doing 75 in a 35

meet slush, the guy that built that huge ass arcade mary kate works at. here's a compilation of facts about him that might help you get to know his personality a bit better (below the cut)

it is canon that slush speeds all the time everywhere except school zones and neighborhoods. if you speed in school zones he automatically hates you because speeding in school zones is dangerous for kids

slush absolutely loves kids with his whole heart. his parents treated him like absolute trash so he decided he was going to give this generation of oregon kids the best childhood memories he knows how. if you are mean to kids he will beat the life out of you until you apologize and when you apologize he'll send you off with a salute and a "WONDERHOY!!". you can't even call the police on him because they don't want to do anything about it. the police don't want you to be mean to kids either and they consider this a valid form of vigilante justice (this is mostly for the bit because i know there's no way this would ever happen)

this isn't just because i'm fixating on hetalia really hard again but his voice is alfred f jones. like pointblank that is what he sounds like. i didn't design him with the voice in mind, but it's the only one that fits him. he is a 32 year old man

he is genuinely considered to be like a local cryptid because only 1 specific stoner and his employees (who entirely consist of depressed teenagers he finds on the side of the road) know anything about why he's like this and the stoner and teenagers agreed not to tell anyone

hope that helps

can't wait for y'all to learn about him when i start posting the comic! that'll happen on february 30th 2027

[unskilledpoint]

pls come back i promise we'll stop sending hate

npe sorry im fuckign out of here maeybe ill come back if i get reinterested in cu but dont count on it

[lyblogging]

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(interesting tho -- zapp uses blood stored in little vials instead of... his own blood? as it seems it’s klaus case. or maybe klaus also stores blood in his brass knuckles..... i had assumed they all had like, superpowers but maybe it’s a more batman thingy? where they use gadgets like this? but how would a vial of blood transform into a sword.... no, there must be monsterfuckery involved, i’m sure)

[cinnabomber]

im gonna GO GET DRUNK RLY FAST 

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[doge2013-2014]

road trips w/ a teenage boy literally means that he is going to play the most obnoxious music he can find and then play it as loud as his car allows