#o:sirius

[ava-avery]

[owl - from Sirius] Up late in the common room. Somebody's in your chair. I'm weirdly offended by it. Considering kicking them out; they seem easy to intimidate. Write back soon or nobody will be the voice of reason to stop me. Missing you, S.

Kick them out, that chair is reserved for those worthy. My suggestion is a trial containing something interesting- such as only those able to down ten shots of tequila within an hour without hurling shall be allowed to sit. Make them work for it, and earn our approval.

Miss you too; it is strange to not see you each day.

A

(P.s: in what world am I the word of reason? Has things truly gone that mad at Hogwarts since my departure?)

[folly-of-arrogance]

Hey.... You at home, can I come over?

Siri,

Course I’m home you prat. I’m still on house arrest (read:bed rest). Come save me!!

James

[folly-of-arrogance]

It's close to midnight and you're all I can think about and I'm so hard.

Erm… Sir… s’that… ah…

You… do remember I’m married… right?

[folly-of-arrogance]

JIM-JAM-JIMMY-BOY! I've destroyed myself. I literally ate so much pizza today that I developed man-boobs, James. I HAVE MAN BOOBS. I need you to put me on a strict workout regimen. You can't say no. And tell sober me that I demanded it happen because sober me is a real tosser who likes to resist exercise. I miss you, Potter. Can we please go camping with Moon-pie and Wormtail please please please? I'll buy the booze! -Sirius

Siri-poo,

You always had manboobs. Pepperoni nipples and everything. I’ve admired them on more than one occasion and though about getting you a nice matching set of lace knickers.

I miss you too but I’m back from honeymoon soon. Well schedule ourselves that camping trip as soon as possible aye? Sounds perfect.

-James

Ps eat something to soak up the liquor aye?

[folly-of-arrogance]

JAMES! I'm moving in with Remus on Friday. Peter's getting his own place. You'd better come help me move all my shit! I'll buy you pizza and booze. xo, Sirius

Sir,

That’s brilliant!  See, I told you it would work out.  And of course I’ll come help you move.  Maybe I’ll even get back some of the clothes you’ve stolen over the years.

-James

[folly-of-arrogance]

There's something we need to talk about. Soon. -Sirius

Sirius,

This sounds Sirius.  Is it going to be a Sirius talk?  Should I take it Siriusly or is this less Sirius and more of a semi-Sirius and so I shouldn’t be too Sirius about-

Ok sorry, I couldn’t resist.  Everything ok mate?

-James

[folly-of-arrogance]

JAMES!!!! JAMES!! I haven't bloody heard from you for days! How the hell is your honeymoon? Enough about you. Guess who sold their first fully customized motorbike? That's right, ME! Party when you get back! -Sirius p.s. When do you get back?

Sir,

Wormy’s gonna be pissed.  I overheard he and Moons wagering bout how long it’d take before one or the other of us started owling.  Fair sure Remus had 3 days, Pete bet 4.

Honeymoon’s… perfect.  My Lil is perfect.  My Lily Potter is perfect.  (Did you see that?  And you made fun of me when I said one day she’d be Lily Potter.  I mean… she did too and hexed me for it but still, I told you!)

That’s fantastic mate!!!  Which customizations did you do?  Tell me you didn’ get the flame-throwers workin an then sell it before I could see.  Cause if ya did, I’ll disown you.  See if I don’t.

-James

p.s. Another week and a half mate. 

[folly-of-arrogance]

Trustttt me you don't need the color orange in your wore drobe, snuggle buns. I love him!

Never been much of a fan of orange so I guess we’re safe. 

Lil sees you calling me snuggle buns and she may wind up kicking your arse.  Just saying.

I know you do.  Eventually you’ll want to tell Remus though.