#objectified theory

[shplep]

theory: mushroom isnt growing but instead dynamite is shrinking and will soon become microscopic

[cypherthesilliest]

Just had an epiphany

They will be friends. THEY WILL BE FRIENDS GUYS

Epidermis… helps prevent infection…… LIKE INFECTION FROM PARASITES…

[someoneveryamazing]

WEVE SEEN ONSET THREE BEFORE WE SWEAR

first theory were posting and maybe someones brought this up already but but we have SEEN onset three of starsheet before. who has (had, dead now) it?

sunny.

look at these two panels.

look at how the eye is the focus of the panel. its what youre drawn to. both eyes look off too. we all know with razor its because she has delirium. meanwhile sunnys eye COULD be due to how hes assimilated, wagyus eye is also very weird but thats cuz hes infested. but that isnt as interesting. so why cant it be starsheet? this would actually fit with what we know about starsheet too. every instance so far has been related to a heightened feeling (paranoia and aggression). if this were onset three it would be heightened love/adoration.

WE HAVE MORE VERY RECENT PROOF.

look at what chester said here.

sunny DIDNT rip off his own face, it was his tears.

now look at the most recent episode, (at the time of creating this) starlight waltz.

theyre both cooked.

we dont know who has it (probably citrus) but theyre cooked.

[fishhwizard]

objectified death teirlist

fent lean

[person-mcpersonson]

[ANYTHING SAID ISN'T OFFICIAL, ALL ARE THEORIES. THESE ARE MERE OBSERVATIONS.]

I know it sounds stupid, but I just now realized it.

The ONSET_VARIANT_03 has the same symptoms.

Crazy devotion for one person, bleeding eyes, seemingly self destructive.

It deserves a name in my opinion.

I give it the name...

Limerence

Last I checked, it means: [Limerence is an involuntary, obsessive state of romantic infatuation, characterized by intrusive thoughts, idealization, and an overwhelming desire to have one's feelings reciprocated.]

Look up the definition. It should link to this word. Of what these objects are showing.

I have also come to a conclusion that a few main characters may, or may not suffer this.

BRANDY: He can likely suffer due to the insane guilt of killing Minty, just like how Sunny believed he had killed Wagyu.

PAINKILLER: I think he has a slight obsession with Carrot, and due to the hallucination of Carrot saying, "Thank you for mercy killing me." This can very likely lead to an obsession

These are the only two characters, I believe that could be at risk of this. But, I could be wrong if it doesn't progress further after Delirium, or apLimerence is an involuntary, obsessive state of Apparatia.

Tell me what y'all think.

[Even if the idea was already made, or the evidence was being pointed out already, I believe this is a great idea, but I don't know if anyone have it a name besides the onset advance.]

Tagging as many as I can to share the ideas.

@sea-leaf @bustermutt @bloodtestssuck @host-objectified-irl @heyyimmax @objectifiedcomic @chesterfern @f1zzythecloverlover @dry-r0tt @dyecreates @spoolthreads4life @parasiteslice @objectified-character-tournament @onset-advance-01 @ali3nnnn @alphaseriesstuff @mintyfresh2763 @monitor-lizard-vase-fan @mintyobjectified @glistenling @josennnnnnnn @jecembuary @jinglejingl @jamtartsz @okayfineidolikespool @occasionalobjects @enthusedmushroom @wishesofthealtar @wickbox @fl0w3rbeastf7 @idleindex @vinylshine @vibrant-starrz @bananacaramel @birdrotted @splatteredantgutz @sadestghost

[not-a-snowman]

Theory Posting Time

Okay, so I DON'T actually think that the person behind the apocalypse's parasites is Pushpin (can't discount that it's her, it's more of a vibes thing) but I think that Fossil THINKS it's her

This scene of Fossil staring at the assimilated object and flashing back to when Pushpin told them about moth coremata. Particularly her talking about the discovery of the "fear" pheromone produced by False Kings

Speaking of Pushpin's research on false kings: ALL of it reeks of the parasites. The beetles which can break down synthetic tissue the way that parasites have been shown to infest, the parasites superficially resembling beetle larvae, the isolation by Pushpin of the growth hormone found in false kings (Painkiller has mentioned at least twice now how startlingly huge the assimilated objects can get, as if something about being infested was causing them to grow at rapid rates) I've talked before about how whoever did it most likely had to have been in Fossil and Pushpin's inner circle due to Fossil's extensive research into modifying respawn terminals to reprogram objects- but in Fossil's eyes who in the world would know her research better than her partner of 10 years? We don't truly know enough about Pushpin to say for sure if it's possible for her to have had a hand in the manufacturing of the apocalypse. But my instinct? I don't think it's her. We know Fossil has complicated feelings about her old partner and carries this deep paranoia and resentment towards her, from a narrative standpoint (at least with the story as it is now) I don't think that it would make sense for Fossil's suspicions to be affirmed here. That said based on literally nothing I think the real culprit is this little bastard

That's right Pushpin's unnamed troublesome adopted nephew whose only appearance in this comic so far is THIS image. I'm wise to your tricks!!! I know you stole your aunts research and supplied it to an outside party!!! (Okay listen I have no evidence but in my mind it's funny if I'm entirely wrong and this is NOTHING but if I'm right its even funnier. I GOTTA call it now)

[fannyfictkin]

WARNING OBJECTIFIED THEORY!!!!!!

OK crack pot theory time

This is sugar cube and her description

Minty and his brother is assume are both cats of some kind Malt most likely being a big cat like a tiger

Based on this scene we can guess that mintys mother is a beastial aswell as we can assume so is his father as he has no hybrid marker

As for sugarcube her parents are Minty, Brandy and maybe Maple Syrup im not sure?

So im placing my bet on sugarcube becoming a beastial object

Is this a stupid theory

Yes

Do it belive it wholeheartedly

Yes

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[flowrling]

what if the world of Objectified has five fundamental forces instead of four

irl the four fundamental forces and their particles are "strong nuclear" with gluons, "weak nuclear" with bosons, "electromagnetic" with photons, and "gravity" with (proposed) gravitons.

maybe Objectified has a fifth fundamental force which keeps lifeforms together, which is how objects like Brandy and Wick don't constantly lose their fluids/etc

this "corporeal force," as I'll call it, would act sort of like inertia, where matter is opposed to changing its momentum, or in this case, it's body. this would help open liquid objects not spill, or flame objects not set fire to everything. of course, like others, this fundamental force is NOT all-powerful, which is why Brandy still needs to cap himself when he sleeps, but the force helps him do Literally Fucking Anything throughout the day

the corresponding particle for this force would be one in Organspace, which already eludes the field of science. consider the fact that for the bodily systems to exist, something must be keeping the body together, and so perhaps Organspace holds the particle that mediates the "corporeal force"

heh.. did your job for you remedy 😎

also thanks @axye1024 for posing the subject of "how do flame objects not spread fire to everyone" which made me come up with this