#objectum headcanons

[this-is-anti-objectum]

Happy Saturday!

And our second community question of the week ^^

Who are some characters you headcanon as objectum?

Mine under cut

I believe Scotty to be VERY objectum, like dating the Enterprise. He acts like such a protective boyfriend over her ^^

Spongebob in my eyes is 1000% with his spatula, he also is Onsum for Krabby Patties, and Conceptum for work.

[battle-for-dyke-island]

joe hills objectum for the color lime green. he keeps the glass w him as a little way to see his lover everyday

[skyedancer-selfship]

Posting this here instead of our main for Reasons but FORSAKEN OBJECTUM HEADCANONS/CONCEPTS GO BRRRRR

- 007n7 and the c00lgui bc yes. Like it’s so peak to me

- Shedletsky/Telamon and the SFOTH swords (just like me fr)

- Noli and the Void Star. Cmon you see it

- Two Time and their dagger but it’s in an unhealthy “projecting Azure onto it” way

There’s definitely more we enjoy but those are the main ones lol

[sweeneytodd-objectum]

SWEENEY IS OBJECTUM FOR HIS RAZORS

I am done okay uh yeah that’s all this blog is for that’s the point

I HAAAATE Mrs Lovett ohhhhh my god get off Sweeney he doesn’t want you. He wants Lucy and his lovely straight razors